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Old 09-14-2010, 03:30 PM   #1
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Pissed So, in short, KTM riders are arseholes.

Calling all Orange Brothers... Pulled this of another thread & got me to thinking..yes I know it hurts...

Don.t know whether us boys of The Orange Bike should be insulted or not...

Big call MarkeyMark, wot, U just couldn't afford one or not good enough to ride one eh ?

I have had 3 KTM's in the past 10 yrs & been called many names, espec by the mods in recent times but.....

So is it TRUE or a MYTH...?
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Old 09-14-2010, 03:36 PM   #2
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Laugh hmmm

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i only know a cpl of KTM riders n they lervly blokes,

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Old 09-14-2010, 03:43 PM   #3
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Old 09-14-2010, 03:46 PM   #4
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Just paint it green Smelly, you'll get more chicks too. Or ad a BMW badge if you like blokes.
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Old 09-14-2010, 03:59 PM   #5
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So is it TRUE or a MYTH...?
Just a perception.

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Just paint it green Smelly, you'll get more chicks too. Or ad a BMW badge if you like blokes.
So with a green BMW you get both?
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Old 09-14-2010, 03:59 PM   #6
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Old 09-14-2010, 04:03 PM   #7
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So, in short, KTM riders are arseholes.???


totally

especially the one with loud pipes that wake up grey nomads at 8am...
coz we all know how grey nomads like to sleep in ...
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Old 09-14-2010, 04:06 PM   #8
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Just a perception.



So with a green BMW you get both?
The ultimate swingers tool.

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Old 09-14-2010, 04:10 PM   #9
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Old 09-14-2010, 04:34 PM   #10
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Spot on Jack

Notice how KTM riders shift the thread to BMW riders to take the heat off themselves

Anyway Smelly, you made the statement, so put up with it
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Old 09-14-2010, 04:36 PM   #11
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oh dear.
it wasn't until 8am the following morningthat i realised both the examples i'd used had been Big Orange Rage.
i probably should have used the story about the bloke on the XR for one of those.

since joining this forum i've met a lot of people whith big KTM's. when i have the money spare i want one myself.
and someof the freindliest, most helpful people i've met while learning and riding have got them.
folks like (and this is in no particular order) MickD who will spend all day at the back of a numpty ride helping folks out, El Plonkin who happily rode 30 K's out of his way just to travel at 1/4 speed and hang out with a bunch of N00bs, and the anonymous guy (only because i forgot his name) who helped to drag me out of the mud and went then rode christ knows how far with me to the main road on the nindigully ride.
and then you've got the other ones. the other guys apart from the examples in the other thread include the fuckwit who screamed up behind me while i was riding with a friend a few weeks ago. friend is running L plates, first time on dirt, travelling slowly on a very slight uphill. our hero pushes past on a narrow overgrown doubletrack, pulls directly in front of the L plater and procceeds to lay rocks everywhere resulting in a low speed off for the L plater.
you're a legend mate, we worship you. your penis must be of gargantuan length and girth.

i know it's just as prevelant with all brands.
i should have picked two mismatching bikes for the original post in the other thread.
are all ktm riders arseholes?
of course not. just like all WRX drivers aren't dickheads.
but the few who are make a much bigger impression than the majority who aren't
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Old 09-14-2010, 04:51 PM   #12
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OK so there is a town called Short and every bloke who lives in this town of short, And rides a KTM is an arsehole .

I hear in Rockhampton all Honda riders are dick's,
And in Perth all Suzuki riders are Pricks,
And in Melbourne all BMW riders are latte sipping, Jewish lawyers,

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Old 09-14-2010, 06:06 PM   #13
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But Smelly, or should that be boogie nights Marky, I'm tall. Can I still be an arsehole... huh, please, can I, can I. I'll be bad for you... oh... errr, that sounds gay ... must be the BMW coming out in me. Shit I'm confused... help! .

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Old 09-14-2010, 06:15 PM   #14
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are all ktm riders arseholes?
of course not. just like all WRX drivers aren't dickheads.
but the few who are make a much bigger impression than the majority who aren't


very true that goes for any rider or driver
bloody volvo drivers there just blind assholes






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Old 09-14-2010, 06:28 PM   #15
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OK so there is a town called Short and every bloke who lives in this town of short, And rides a KTM is an arsehole .

I hear in Rockhampton all Honda riders are dick's,
And in Perth all Suzuki riders are Pricks,
And in Melbourne all BMW riders are latte sipping, Jewish lawyers,

BOO-YA Oh yes I did!!!!
Husky is owned by no other than....... BMW
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