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Old 08-08-2005, 05:18 PM   #1
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nachtflug eats his beans

baked beans. boston baked beans. yankee beaners. I'm long overdue for a ride report and ride I did this weekend. like the wind. or broken wind. I rolled out of flughaus and onto flugbike at 4:30 am saturday morning bound for Massachusetts and beans. I'd gotten a late nacht or early morgen urgent call from the Bissell Bridge Bombers Backyard Bonfire Battalion of Baton Roug-

oh fuck it I went to the Yankee Beemers for their annual tribute to heavy drinking and general Tomfoolery. I saw it as a good chance to brush up on my bridge inspection skills, with all the nonsense and shenanigans threatening our nations covered bridges its never too early to prevent bridgeabuse.

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Old 08-08-2005, 05:24 PM   #2
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Old 08-08-2005, 05:27 PM   #3
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this bridge, which is rumored to have housed an entire brigade of british bandaloons during a rain storm back in 1775 was built on an abbutment of rock and is showing serious signs of boredom as nobody uses the fool thing anymore because they built a brand new metal one next to it. lazy massachechnians you think they'd just fill in the whole dam ravine and put a culvert in and be done with it. bullshitters.

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Old 08-08-2005, 05:32 PM   #4
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speaking of abuttments I was tempted to air my head, balls and butt and strip to the buff and plunge into that pool. it was about 10 foot deep and crystal clear, but with all the motoguzzi riders around I decided against it.

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Old 08-08-2005, 05:40 PM   #5
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speaking of motoguzzi riders this guy saw my bike and asked for directions to the rally. If he followed the ones I gave him he should be in Omaha right about now. I can't believe those Yankee beaners let Moto Guzzi riders come to a BMW rally. Whats next Ducati's? Ducatis suck almost as much as Buells and Buells suck more than any other bike except bike with sheepskin on the seats. sheepskin seat covers, as much as I like that bitch Barb from the sheepskin thing are stupid. if I had one thing I'd want on a desert island trust me it wouldn't be a sheepskin seat cover.

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Old 08-08-2005, 05:47 PM   #6
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and speaking of russian submarines how embarassing must it be to be rescued by those bastards the british.

"leave us alone we're OK"

"nyet go away"

the brits ought to send those bozo's a bill.

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Old 08-08-2005, 05:52 PM   #7
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but nachtflug what about the yankeebeemer rally? didn't you go? why all this bridge stuff?

maybe I'm a little buzzed on Budweiser buster. if you want to get to Heath you have to cross the damn bridge at some point why not here.


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Old 08-08-2005, 05:55 PM   #8
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and there it was. the smoking barrel. the telltale clue. the bottom line.

bridge decay.

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Old 08-08-2005, 06:03 PM   #9
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I charged them a bundle for my consulting fees and deemed the bridge unsafe and demanded that they close it. on hearing it already was I felt my work there was done and went to the yankee beemer rally 2005 in Heath Massachusetts. If you didn't go you missed a good time. seeing how theres 6 billion people on the planet not counting the ones the Muslims think are alive and gods that means theres an awful lot of you didn't make it since there were about 275 motherfuckers there including the Motoguzzi riders and that hottie on the Buell.

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Old 08-08-2005, 06:05 PM   #10
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good God man it's summer ...

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Old 08-08-2005, 06:07 PM   #11
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manny ramierez was there but he had to leave early for a day game.


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Old 08-08-2005, 06:09 PM   #12
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Besides the slight decay the old Bissell Bridge is looking good.

I will have to say I rather like those old wop-hogs and sheep skins.
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Old 08-08-2005, 06:14 PM   #13
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Max was there and was a bundle of nerves before the dual sport ride.

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Old 08-08-2005, 06:18 PM   #14
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Judd was there and if I'd have waited .86 seconds longer I'd have had a cool pic of the rear tire shooting dirt out on his most righteous ride off dismount.

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...abbutment ...
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...abuttment...
three strikes and your out...tic...tic...tic...
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