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Old 09-23-2013, 07:20 AM   #61
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I don't want to jinx anything, but it looks like I might just win...
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Old 09-23-2013, 09:59 PM   #62
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Old 09-24-2013, 11:15 AM   #63
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Week 3 Results from A.S.S.

Week Three "Smartest Manager"(Used the highest % of a Team's Total Points):Lotto's Last Chance 98% Points on Bench:5

Week Three "Most Clueless Manager"(Benched the highest % of Team Points): RamTheEwes 35% PoB: 68.65

Week Three "I Got My Ass Kicked"(Largest Margin of Loss): RamTheEwes -104.15 Double Award Winner

Week Three "I pulled my own nose hairs"(Smallest margin of Loss) : Hodag's Last Placer -13.45

Points Leader & First Place: Big Blue Too 612.90


Average Points Scored: 165.96

Average Points left on bench: 38.07

Vampire Chihuahuas got the second-highest point total this season, annihilating RamTheEwes 228.75 - 124.60. RamTheEwes is having trouble getting started and is winless. RamTheEwes suffered a significant drop in scoring from last week's 212.00 - 197.85 loss against RaiderNation. Vampire Chihuahuas (1-2, 613.95 points) climbs into fifth place and RamTheEwes (0-3, 540.35 points) drops to the cellar.

Toyota Missed Opportunities by RamTheEwes
Left Cam Newton on the bench, where he ranked fifth in the league in scoring with 37.45 points.
Picked up Donnie Avery but left him on the bench, where he scored 16.10 points and exceeded his scoring projection by 188.0%, the ninth-highest percentage in the league.
Darren Sproles scored 10.90 points against a projected 19.29 and has now underachieved in every game this season.
Eddie Royal, who RamTheEwes picked up this week, scored below his 9.53-point projection with 4.10 points.
12 of the starters on RamTheEwes underperformed versus their projections.
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Old 09-24-2013, 11:17 AM   #64
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A Reminder

for those of you caught up in Real Life: Byes are starting this week so be sure to check your lineups.
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Old 10-01-2013, 03:39 PM   #65
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Week Four: Results from A.S.S.

Week Four "Smartest Manager"(Used the highest % of a Team's Total Points):Purple Helmet 96% Points on Bench:5.3

Week Four "Most Clueless Manager"(Benched the highest % of Team Points): RaiderNation 22% PoB: 48.7

Week Four "I Got My Ass Kicked"(Largest Margin of Loss): Chefs -96.8

Week Four "I pulled my own nose hairs"(Smallest margin of Loss) : Hodag's Last Placer -2.35 2 Week Streak!

Points Leader & First Place: Big Blue Too 844.25


Average Points Scored: 191.68

Average Points left on bench: 27.63

Toyota Missed Opportunities by Hodag's last placer2
The St. Louis Rams Defense has scored below their projection in every game this season after scoring 13.30 points against a projected 21.64 this week.
With 2.70 points, DeAndre Hopkins was last on the team in scoring and got only 34.9% of his 7.74 projected points, his lowest percentage of the season.
The 16.65 points scored by Colin Kaepernick fell short of his 21.44-point projection, the third straight game where that has happened.
At the DEF position, Hodag's last placer2 got outscored 53.60 - 21.60 by Zorn to Largent.
With 20.30 points, Matthew Stafford had his lowest output of the season and tallied just 79.9% of his 25.40 projected points, his lowest percentage of the year.
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Old 10-01-2013, 04:12 PM   #66
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Hmmmm....I thought Rivers big game would earn me the boobie prize again.
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Old 10-01-2013, 06:56 PM   #67
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I'm winning in my other three leagues, but I think if you totalled them together, my margin of loss here still would top them all together
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Old 10-02-2013, 07:48 PM   #68
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I think its the hodag2 name
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Old 10-03-2013, 11:54 AM   #69
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I think its the hodag2 name
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But the second version is supposed to be the better one, right?





You can change the name anytime, I just needed that extra marker to pull the right brat out of the cauldron.
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Old 10-03-2013, 07:28 PM   #70
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I picked up Hoyer for this week and it took about 5 minutes before I ruined his career.




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Old 10-03-2013, 09:06 PM   #71
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I picked up Hoyer for this week and it took about 5 minutes before I ruined his career.




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On the plus side, Weeden is having probably his best game yet. Quick grab.....
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Old 10-05-2013, 09:00 AM   #72
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But the second version is supposed to be the better one, right?





You can change the name anytime, I just needed that extra marker to pull the right brat out of the cauldron.
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Old 10-08-2013, 11:09 AM   #73
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Week Five: Results from A.S.S.

Week Five "Smartest Manager"(Used the highest % of a Team's Total Points):Big Blue Too 91% Points on Bench:27.15

Week Five "Most Clueless Manager"(Benched the highest % of Team Points): Hodag's Brats 28.9% PoB:60.80

Week Five "I Got My Ass Kicked"(Largest Margin of Loss): Vampire Chihuahuas -64.20

Week Five "I pulled my own nose hairs"(Smallest margin of Loss) : Zorn to Largent -21.4

Points Leader & First Place: Big Blue Too 1112.10


Average Points Scored: 179.47

Average Points left on bench: 32.57

Toyota Missed Opportunities by Vampire Chihuahuas
Picked up the New York Giants Defense, which scored only 19.9% of their scoring projection, the lowest percentage on the team.
Vampire Chihuahuas got outscored 71.80 - 15.10 by Big Blue Too at the DEF position.
The Chicago Bears Defense had a season-low 10.60 points against a projected 21.52 and underachieved for the second time this season.
It was a season-low 4.70 points for Bilal Powell this week. It was also a season-low for his performance versus projections, reaching only 48.4% of a projected point total of 9.72.
With 5.00 points, Rob Bironas had his lowest output of the season and tallied just 59.5% of his 8.40 projected points, his lowest percentage of the year.
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Old 10-08-2013, 12:05 PM   #74
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You mean the 2 points I got from Hoyer before his season ending injury wasnt enough to pull me through.

Once again,,,,,Fucking Browns.
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Old 10-08-2013, 03:40 PM   #75
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Well fuck my luck. I've scored the second highest points of any of the teams, but I always seem to go against the team that scores the highest... I won the "I got my ass kicked" award twice, but I've also been on the kicking end of that award twice.

Oh well, at least my fantasy team is doing better than my real life team.
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