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Old 08-26-2005, 06:47 AM   #31
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ZUMAS RULE: Ruckusess drool!!
SCOOTER FIGHT!
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Old 08-26-2005, 06:48 AM   #32
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Mostro on a 50cc Ruckus...


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Old 08-26-2005, 06:49 AM   #33
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I want a Ruckus.
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Old 08-26-2005, 06:49 AM   #34
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So this is the grandmother?


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Was this before or after the owner started it up "in gear" and it tried to kill him? (but only managed to take out a few BMW parked nearby)
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Old 08-26-2005, 06:57 AM   #35
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...on gas food tolls and stem-claning chicken shit off your car than you would to just buy a new one at full price!
Hey Grumps, buy a vowel, hell, they're cheap, buy two...

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Old 08-26-2005, 07:18 AM   #36
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This is turning into a Flug report
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Old 08-26-2005, 06:05 PM   #37
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Mostro on a 50cc Ruckus...


Shut up stoopid.

They get mad chicks


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Old 08-26-2005, 06:07 PM   #38
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Shut up stoopid.

They get mad chicks


That looks positively ... obscene!
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Old 08-26-2005, 06:08 PM   #39
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I want a Ruckus.
I want a BIG Ruckus.
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Old 08-26-2005, 06:14 PM   #40
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That's "Ruckii," stupid.
actually it's a FuckUs of Ruckus
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Old 08-26-2005, 08:33 PM   #41
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Geez, where are the goddamn Rockers when you need them? All it would take is a few of them to throw down on the scooterists and that fad would be over!

Maybe if we talk in British slang, play Quadrophenia, and perform the ritual incantation (tickle the Amals, attempt to kickstart a Lucas equipped T-120 all while wearing an Ace Cafe t-shirt) we can summon the Rockers and put an end to this Ruckus.
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Old 08-28-2005, 06:32 AM   #42
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Closer...

Following the directions we we given the roads became smaller and more remote...



The instructions said to leave the truck here and continue on foot. Down the wooded trail...



Accross the field...



Anxiety and Tension was running high. The note said not to bring weapons or the Ruckus would meet it's demise. This only left me with my cunning and skills gleaned from a short lived cage fighting career. (I was doomed )

The trail finally leads us to the edge of a lake. There, we find two shady looking fellas in a small boat.



"Gimme the cooler and get in!" One of them commanded!

"Not until I know my Ruckus is safe, you motherless heathens!" Came my retort.

Without breaking my gaze he raised his hand over his head and held up 2 fingers.

From across the lake I heard a haunting "beep-beep". The Ruckus was still alive! I handed the men the ransom and I entered the boat.
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Old 08-28-2005, 06:58 AM   #43
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Without another word, the captain spun his hat around and punched the throttle




We travelled for what felt like hours. No words were exchanged and only the occasional shifty eyed glances from the terrorists let us know that they even acknowledged our existance. The engines screamed and the wind whipped. When would this nighmare end and the little Ruckus be returned?

Without warning the throttles were chopped and we glided into a secluded cove. There were more of them! A band of nautical thieving gypsies!



The ransom was handed off and hurried whispers exchanged.

"Alright you two. You have complied with our request. We will return your stoopid little scooter to you. Both of you, get on the raft"

Raft?



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Old 08-28-2005, 07:18 AM   #44
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We climbed on Big Mable and like a shot, we were off!

Hoooooolllllleeeeeeyyyyyyssssshhhhhiiiiitttttt!!!!

We were skippin/flying accross the water at a break neck speed. I was wondering if we were even going to live long enough to see the Ruckus. It was then I noticed we were heading straight for the shore. Was he mad?!?

Suddenly the boat made a sharp left turn just before hitting land. I breathed a sigh of relief thinking we were safe when I noticed we weren't turning like the boat had. The bastards had cut the line and we were going in! Assume the position!

The force of the impact was so great it threw the both of us to the ground and quickly deflated Big Mable. I shook me head to clear out the stars and birds and looked up to see where we were. There it was...

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Old 08-28-2005, 07:28 AM   #45
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Well the Ruckus had been rescued, but who would rescue us? We had no idea where we were and the low fuel light was on. Looks like it would take some adventure scootering to get us out of here.







We almost got stuck at one point but quick thinking by dropping the tire pressured helped us out of a real jam.



After a few false starts down some blind trails, we finally found a road and made our way back to the truck. We hurridly loaded the Ruckus in case the hooligans came back. Just to be safe,
We were off!





Home sweet home
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