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Old 08-28-2005, 06:43 PM   #91
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I want this, I have the matching hat already, it would look awesome on my army fishtail parka,,,,,,,,,,,,


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Old 08-28-2005, 06:45 PM   #92
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Not all scooters have the luxurious ground clearance of the Ruckus.



In the background you can see a little old lady on one of those mobility scooters. Cute, I thought--we'd have our two scoots in the foreground, and and the Hoveround in the background. Neato.

She stayed there for a while staring straight down. I mean, a long time. Enough time for us to get some produce. We came back, and she was still motionless.



WTF? She's not moving. Should I go over and check for a pulse?

I heard a faint whirring. It was either the 300w motor or her pacemaker. Wasn't sure.

Let's zoom in a bit, shall we?



She's high-centered the Hoveround.





Oh, okay, so it's not nice to snicker.

About the time I went over to shove her over the speedbump, one of her relatives showed up in a Chevy truck and pushed her off the speed bump, so she made it home and probably called JC Whitney to order a new bash plate and the upgraded 450watt motor.
I bet she wished the government paid for the Hoverround Adventure S model with the extra 1.5 inches of suspension travel.

I'm glad she was just stuck. I thought this was gonna turn into some kinda "Weekend at 'Toggies" thread.
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Old 08-28-2005, 06:48 PM   #93
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did you get any pictures of the 'mommy' with beer glass motifs on her boobies?
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Old 08-28-2005, 06:52 PM   #94
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Old 08-28-2005, 06:53 PM   #95
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I bet she wished the government paid for the Hoverround Adventure S model with the extra 1.5 inches of suspension travel.

I'm glad she was just stuck. I thought this was gonna turn into some kinda "Weekend at 'Toggies" thread.
As I went closer to investigate ("hey lady...you okay?....what's the square root of 7.34?") I could see her head bobbing slightly. Click...whirrrrr...click....whirrrrrrrrr.

She was rocking the thing back and forth, 1mm at a time, to get off the speed bump.

It was at that moment that I thought "this will be a perfect post for ADVrider..."
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Old 08-28-2005, 06:55 PM   #96
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did you get any pictures of the 'mommy' with beer glass motifs on her boobies?
Nope. Upon ascertaining that the guy had indeed sketched Mommy first, I ran like hell, because a clown had come up beside us and was making balloon animals in the shape of R1150GSA's colon. It was time to go.
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Old 08-28-2005, 06:56 PM   #97
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Nope. Upon ascertaining that the guy had indeed sketched Mommy first, I ran like hell, because a clown had come up beside us and was making balloon animals in the shape of R1150GSA's colon. It was time to go.
So Bert showed up, huh?
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Old 08-28-2005, 06:58 PM   #98
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As I went closer to investigate ("hey lady...you okay?....what's the square root of 7.34?") I could see her head bobbing slightly. Click...whirrrrr...click....whirrrrrrrrr.

She was rocking the thing back and forth, 1mm at a time, to get off the speed bump.

It was at that moment that I thought "this will be a perfect post for ADVrider..."


She was recalling those days when she used to have to rock the LTD when it was stuck in a snowbank.
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Old 08-28-2005, 07:00 PM   #99
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She was recalling those days when she used to have to rock the LTD when it was stuck in a snowbank.
It was only moments before she was gonna yank the floor mats off that thing and shove 'em behind the rear wheels...
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Old 08-28-2005, 07:01 PM   #100
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Was this before or after the owner started it up "in gear" and it tried to kill him? (but only managed to take out a few BMW parked nearby)
Before! I actually saw it happen, but was too stunned to take a picture! He was only a couple feet from me when it happened.

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Old 08-28-2005, 07:02 PM   #101
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It was only moments before she was gonna yank the floor mats off that thing and shove 'em behind the rear wheels...
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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Old 08-28-2005, 07:02 PM   #102
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I want this, I have the matching hat already, it would look awesome on my army fishtail parka,,,,,,,,,,,,


Strokers SC

As in "strokin' the Pinasco"...."polishing the cylinder"...etc.
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Old 08-28-2005, 07:03 PM   #103
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

It just resonates, doesn't it?
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Old 08-28-2005, 07:43 PM   #104
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Photog, I should really admonish you for hi-jacking my thread. I can't though because your post was soooo much better than mine

Who's gonna make the old lady their avatar? Skewt?
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Old 08-28-2005, 07:48 PM   #105
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