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Old 08-28-2005, 07:49 PM   #106
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She's gonna need a LOT of batteries...or a long extension cord...for the Blue Ridge 500.
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Old 08-28-2005, 07:51 PM   #107
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Oh man, that granny is tooo good! You couldn't make up something that funny if you tried!!!

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Old 08-29-2005, 04:50 AM   #108
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Is it just me or was your kidnapping pirate captain really handsome?
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Old 08-29-2005, 04:58 AM   #109
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Is it just me or was your kidnapping pirate captain really handsome?
Just you
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Old 08-29-2005, 04:59 AM   #110
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Is it just me or was your kidnapping pirate captain really handsome?
It's just you.

And I hear pirates don't really have time for dating.
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Old 08-29-2005, 08:43 AM   #111
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Before! I actually saw it happen, but was too stunned to take a picture! He was only a couple feet from me when it happened.

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Old 08-29-2005, 12:10 PM   #112
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THE END.
Its a Skeksis!! (from the Dark Crystal) See the resemblance?


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Old 08-29-2005, 05:03 PM   #113
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I got in a bit of a pissing match this evening as a bunch of riceboy (their term, not mine) racers were trying to play with each other and I was "in their way". One was behind me trying to squeeze past me in my lane, one ahead of me., one on my left--I was boxed in and the doofus in front of me was so slow I was actually gaining on him as we pulled away from a light.

Well, shit. I was doing 45 in a 45, just motoring home after an evening ride through the countryside with some good Zen going, but they were really killing the buzz with their crappy neon-lit cars. Screw it--I'm supposed to open it up from time to time during break-in. I wound past my usual shift point in 3rd...wwwwaaaaay past it, and dropped it into 4th right about the time it hit the pipe. Weeeeeeee!!!!! Then snaked between the front bumper of the guy on my left and the guy in front of me with about one thickness of Stella paint to spare

(and that's thin)

and kept accelerating...65...70...weeeeeeee!....leaving their tomato-canned exhaust accords and DelSol behind.



One of them chased me but I took a 90 degree right at WFO off the main road and zipped through a shortcut I knew. I saw the car nosedive and bobble to the right to try to follow, then straighten as he overshot.





The horror...your ass has just been whipped by 177cc's of outdated technology and tires that belong on a shopping cart.
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Old 08-29-2005, 05:55 PM   #114
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The horror...your ass has just been whipped by 177cc's of outdated technology and tires that belong on a shopping cart.


You Scootligan you.
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Old 08-29-2005, 06:13 PM   #115
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You Scootligan you.


Ordered anything from the Battlescooter store yet?
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Old 08-29-2005, 06:31 PM   #116
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Ordered anything from the Battlescooter store yet?
I got jdiaz working on a special Polini project for me as we speak
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Old 08-29-2005, 06:34 PM   #117
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Ruckus pr0n





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Old 08-29-2005, 06:35 PM   #118
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The horror...your ass has just been whipped by 177cc's of outdated technology and tires that belong on a shopping cart.

You most definitely are my hero(ine)!

If I was in the Carolina's, I'd volunteer to be your scooter groupie. I'd offer to wash your Stella, in exchange for you letting me tape record your words of wisdom.
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Old 08-30-2005, 04:56 AM   #119
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I got jdiaz working on a special Polini project for me as we speak
Ruckus road test report please, Mrs Minge may be getting one as a gift from me to err me, pre and post mods information need
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Old 08-30-2005, 04:58 AM   #120
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Ruckus road test report please, Mrs Minge may be getting one as a gift from me to err me, pre and post mods information need
How about a Vento Zip instead?
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