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Old 09-27-2013, 12:39 PM   #1
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"Bike Wash..."

As appetizing as the idea of a bunch of bikini babes bending over one's bike and washing it clean from shield to tire sounds, I can't help but question how good of a service you actually get from such an... "Event."

I'm very particular when I wash my bike and do not like water spots or *gasp!* dried soap spots. I wash it thoroughly, dry it and detail it before getting it down and dirty again.

So has anyone ever been to one of these bike washes? How did they do?

Another thing to note is that it's being hosted by a local Harley Davidson dealership (who are very friendly) but I wonder if these are open to all bikes and what kind of looks I might get when bringing mine in.

Any tips, experiences or stories appreciated!
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Old 09-27-2013, 12:43 PM   #2
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Old 09-27-2013, 12:46 PM   #3
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I have never done one but whenever you go to any car/bike wash you are not paying to have a professional detail job, you are most of the time supporting a group or charity and the fee/ recommended donation is usually pretty small. That being said if you are anal about being thorough and are expecting your bike to be shinning like new you might be let down. But if the bikini clad girls are hot enough let them wash it just for your entertainment then go home and finish the job the way you like it.
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Old 09-27-2013, 12:52 PM   #4
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A bike wash with bikini babes is to see the babes.

If you want a real wash job, do it yourself or take it to a detailer.
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Old 09-27-2013, 01:05 PM   #5
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[QUOTE=Steveo1o9;22427415 go home and finish the job the way you like it.[/QUOTE]

Hey, this aint JM !!
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Old 09-27-2013, 01:09 PM   #6
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Hey, this aint JM !!
Before I hit submit I saw how that could be taken a few ways, decided to leave it. Who am I to judge
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Old 09-27-2013, 01:17 PM   #7
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As appetizing as the idea of a bunch of bikini babes bending over one's bike and washing it clean from shield to tire sounds, I can't help but question how good of a service you actually get from such an... "Event."

I'm very particular when I wash my bike and do not like water spots or *gasp!* dried soap spots. I wash it thoroughly, dry it and detail it before getting it down and dirty again.

So has anyone ever been to one of these bike washes? How did they do?

Another thing to note is that it's being hosted by a local Harley Davidson dealership (who are very friendly) but I wonder if these are open to all bikes and what kind of looks I might get when bringing mine in.

Any tips, experiences or stories appreciated!
I'd like to say I am surprised to see a BMW in your sig line, but I prefer to be honest.
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Old 09-27-2013, 01:18 PM   #8
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Started reading, and after the 2nd sentence thought to myself: this guy must ride a GS. Looked to the sig and sure enough.

Some stereotypes are just true.
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Old 09-27-2013, 03:27 PM   #9
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LOL! Post of the day?
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Old 09-27-2013, 06:28 PM   #10
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Wash it...wax it...throw some baby powder on it then head to the bike wash.
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Old 09-27-2013, 07:02 PM   #11
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Old 09-27-2013, 07:08 PM   #12
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After 5000 miles, rain, and dirt roads I finally paid my 5 year old to wash my motorcycle. Best $2 and glass of chocolate milk I've spent so far this year. The tiny hands can really get in around the cylinders and clean.

Bike washes are to support single moms and other groups...
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Old 09-27-2013, 07:47 PM   #13
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Started reading, and after the 2nd sentence thought to myself: this guy must ride a GS. Looked to the sig and sure enough.

Some stereotypes are just true.
I thought it was a Harley guy until I checked the sig line, I have a GS and the first post quite honestly embarrassed me a little.
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Old 09-27-2013, 08:05 PM   #14
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God gave man hands
so he could clean and polish and do
as he wishes with his hands.
If we judge
we may as well
organize groups
and start burning
witches again.

You fix the grammar
they don't let allow
my witch burning family
in school anymore.
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Old 09-27-2013, 09:52 PM   #15
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Every bikini babe would wash my bike better than I could. I'm just not good in cleaning things. Sadly I never found a willing one...
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