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Old 11-06-2013, 10:57 AM   #1
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Motorcycles are like Women

Sometimes they want to cause some drama. But you just check them out, then have a little come to Jesus meeting with them and explain that you are paid for, and can be replaced. Then take the out and wring the Sh-- out of them and let them know whos boss. Then all is well.

Mary Jane ( R1200GSA) wanted to hint at giving me some issues. The above worked.

You all dont owe me anything for the above advice. Its free
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Old 11-06-2013, 11:27 AM   #2
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Wanna talk about your castrating relationship with the wife now?
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Old 11-06-2013, 12:01 PM   #3
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If you have a nice warm camper but make them sleep outside when it's 15 degrees, neither of them will be in the mood to do anything fun in the morning.
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Old 11-06-2013, 12:30 PM   #4
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I had a motorcycle that caught fire once. But it never was a bitch.
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Old 11-06-2013, 12:52 PM   #5
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I had a motorcycle that caught fire once. But it never was a bitch.
Well then we know who sabotaged it!



We all know they get jealous of the "other" one.
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Old 11-07-2013, 02:37 AM   #6
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I've broken two belts on mine, and she still needs to be tightened up!
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Old 11-07-2013, 02:58 AM   #7
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No adjustments, no capacity for modification. Hard wired.
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Old 11-07-2013, 04:21 AM   #8
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This is NOT going to end well........




Didn't John Bobbitt say something like this about Lorena?
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Old 11-07-2013, 05:03 AM   #9
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No one wants to hear you bench racing - unless they were on the ride.
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Old 11-08-2013, 03:50 AM   #10
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I can ride an ugly one in public and not be embarassed...
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Old 11-08-2013, 07:22 AM   #11
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you aren't happy until you have a garage full of them?
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Old 11-08-2013, 03:06 PM   #12
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Motorcycles are not like women.
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Old 11-09-2013, 04:32 PM   #13
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True, bikes are more predictable.
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Old 11-09-2013, 05:17 PM   #14
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they can both be stolen..

but only one can run off on its own
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Old 11-09-2013, 05:28 PM   #15
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My dear late Father once told me "Don't loan your motorcycle or your woman out, because it will come back with a rod stuck in it". Whitey was a wise man.
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