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Old 01-19-2015, 01:17 PM   #1
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DaFool and Parapin's Rally 2015, SW Orygun July 17 & 18!!!

DaFoole and Pair o' pin's Rally, SW Orygun July 17 and 18th, 2015!!!




Yep, it's true. We're gonna do this AGAIN!!!

Da FaP Rally Dos!!!!!



(Awesome Graphic courtesy Hobbes950!)



Google address 13505 Sitkum Lane, Myrtle Point, Oregon.


We've got 4 acres, some wooded, a firepit, a beer fridge, a BBQ and a weekend.




What else you gonna need??




This is a tenting sort of rally unless, of course you wanna sleep with Parepin.... (Bring plenty of bug spray and air freshener....)

There IS a hotel in Myrtle Point that is actually pretty nice ( http://www.myrtletreesmotel.com/Myrt...otel/Home.html ) if you're too tender for the ground. The bad is you better make reservations and it's 16 miles to the place...not conducive to late partying and getting back to the hotel alive.... Not to mention the fact that you will be mercilessly taunted....

I will add more info as it get's closer. Location is 16 miles out on Sitkum Lane North of Myrtle Point.
If you're coming up 101 stop at the Ray's in Bandon. Great meat/beer selection. Coming down 101 stop in the Safeway at Coos Bay. The McKay's in Myrtle Point has REALLY stepped up their game as far as beer goes. Pretty good meat/food selection as well. Coquille has a McKay's and Safeway that have fairly good selections as well. If you want high end booze you better bring it. 1 each liquor store in Myrtle Point and Coquille.

Bring a chair of some sort.

Bring some eating utensils. Sporks are prohibited.

Bring a cup for coffee, etc.

I'll be renting a port-a-pottie or two as before as my old septic system will not handle a bunch of crapping ADVriders.



Peeing isn't a problem....that's why I have 4 acres....




If you're a guy and peeing outside makes you nervous....this probably isn't the rally for you....or, you can practice and learn a new ADVENTURE skill!!!



IF YOU ARE ARRIVING BEFORE FRIDAY PM or STAYING AFTER SUNDAY AM:

1st of all, you're more than welcome here but meals will be on you. As noted, there will be a cooking area in the shop with fridge/coolers. I'll probably be BBQ'ing something or other and on Thursday/Monday, etc. You are welcome to share the grill and/or we can combine our stuff and make an impromptu feast!



We will be providing:

MORNING COFFEE: Both Weapons Grade (guaranteed BM soon after...) and Wussie. Milk, creamer, sugar etc. You will be responsible for your own cup.

FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER: Probably Brauts and Parepin Gumbo of some sort or another

SATURDAY BREAKFAST: TBD. Bacon will be involved....

SATURDAY DINNER: DEAD COW Flesh (you will BBQ your own), Corn on the cob, beans (for a piquant aroma wafting through the tents....) (If you don't eat red meat, you'll have to bring your own flesh.)

SUNDAY BREAKFAST: TBD- Probably Breakfast burritos of some sort....level of hangover shall determine said repast's quality.....







If you have special dietary needs....you're on your own....




There will be a couple of coolers (and a shop fridge) for beer, etc. Bring a six pak (or three) of your favorite brew/libation as I cannot afford to keep 30+ ADV riders in beer/liquor for a weekend...






We are on well water. If you have an issue with that you'll have to supply your own water.


There will be a couple of larger camping stoves set up in the shop if you need 'em though they will NOT be available during the times we're providing meals.

I would ask you bring a bag of ice back from town if you're coming back from there during your rides/exploration. This'll save me from having to do multiple town runs.

You can put up your tent pretty much anywhere on the property you wish although the driveway area will be off limits due to parking/through traffic. You can park your bike next to your tent or somewhere next to the driveway. Whatever you prefer.

There will be NO HIGH SPEED RUNS/MOTOCROSS or general TomFoolery out in the pasture (unless, of course, you promise to crash...) or you will be used for target practice... (Don't worry, we wont be using tracers so no fire danger....)

BUTTS-n-SUCH- Gonna be very, very dry. If you smoke please make sure your butt is out and then toss it in the fire pit, one of the stoves or trash cans.




ARRIVAL-
DaFoole, what do I do when I arrive?
Stop your bike, walk into the shop and prostate yourself before the beer fridge with your (hopefully) adequate libation. If worthy, you will then sign the beer fridge with your ADV handle. After that, you will wander around with a frosty beverage and decide where you will put up your tent. You will marvel at the tight, helpful and efficient staff who rush about to provide you with a memorable experience at Casa de Foole (patent pending). You will then take yourself with (or without) bike to your preferred area of camping bliss. After that, I have no idea....



WHAT DOES IT COST?

Other than certain aspects of your immortal soul, the rally is free. There will be a "tip" jar for those of you who wish to contribute to the vittles-n-pooper.

Any funds left will be used to provide Parepin with his much overdue annual de-worming...

WHERE CAN I RIDE?
Wherever you want...

SHIRTS-n-STICKERS-
Shirts are free with the price of admission! They will definitely be one of a kind...ahem... (All you have to do is cover the cost of the shirt and shipping!!)

Order your shirt HERE- http://www.zazzle.com/dafap_stuff_t_...64980652183920

Stickers will be provided.


DEER-
For those of you from afar...be aware there are a metric shit-ton of deer on the local roads.... Most active at dusk and dawn but ALWAYS about ready to throw themselves at you. If you are arriving late, take it easy coming in so's I don't have to ruin my good spatula scraping you up....






Like last year we're going to keep it 40 peeps or less. Makes for less bedlam and the poopers won't overflow...I hope...






THE IN LIST

(PSSST!!! Don't tell RoadRash!!!)

1- DaFoole
2- Parepin
3- Scott_PDX
4- Peterman
5- el guapo nada
6- Flashmo
7- tblume
8- oldmonkeybut
9- Beemeron
10- DireWolf
11- Huzar
12- LongWays
13- YamaGeek
14- Motomedic +1
16- pigpen
17- Shunka + Hair Beer
18- JStory
19- OldPete2112
20- itsatdm
21- Shooby
22- Hobbes950
23- Distant thunder
24- Johnny Drunkard
25- Chip Seal
26- Road Hound
27- nomiles
28- Gergy Bear
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Old 01-19-2015, 01:50 PM   #2
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Was a lot of fun last year, and you guys have a great place out in the country. May even try to leave camp at least once this year...then again...nah, what's the point of that.
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Old 01-19-2015, 01:57 PM   #3
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Old 01-19-2015, 02:03 PM   #4
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I'll be there,,IN!
You can come if you're dead as well.

We'll prop you up by the fire ring, fill all your orifices, drape you with flowers and make fun of you.....
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Old 01-19-2015, 02:04 PM   #5
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Was a lot of fun last year, and you guys have a great place out in the country. May even try to leave camp at least once this year...then again...nah, what's the point of that.
There are some good rides around the area. Parepin will be doing a few maps for those interested.
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Old 01-19-2015, 04:07 PM   #7
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Old 01-19-2015, 07:35 PM   #8
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Parepin sent me a nice PM last year, hoping I would share his cot...probably to keep the random riff raff off. Just couldn't squeeze it in...

This year, I'm IN!
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Prolly otta make this one....




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In again. It was a great rally last year. Was hoping it would happen again
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