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Old 09-11-2005, 01:36 PM   #1
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ruckus becomes rucki...

this low milage creampuff has just joined the stable at casa de hexhead...



I'll post more in the scooter forum.
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Old 09-11-2005, 02:12 PM   #2
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Old 09-11-2005, 02:16 PM   #3
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this low milage creampuff has just joined the stable at casa de hexhead...



I'll post more in the scooter forum.
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Old 09-11-2005, 02:17 PM   #4
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I thought we sprayed for those things.





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Old 09-11-2005, 05:31 PM   #5
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I thought we sprayed for those things.





Damn things are still breeding.

Should we try a vasectocomy next time?
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Old 09-11-2005, 05:42 PM   #6
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Damn things are still breeding.

Should we try a vasectocomy next time?

Fire.


Find the source of the problem, douse it with gas, light and then pour on the LOX. About the only way to get rid of the damn things.
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Old 09-11-2005, 05:45 PM   #7
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Fire.


Find the source of the problem, douse it with gas, light and then pour on the LOX. About the only way to get rid of the damn things.
Some say that fire can be cleansing for the soul.

You may be on to something?
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Old 09-11-2005, 05:48 PM   #8
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the LOX. (?)
How is dead fish gonna burn?
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Old 09-11-2005, 05:50 PM   #9
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Old 09-11-2005, 05:51 PM   #10
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fuck that, where's the HP?
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Old 09-11-2005, 06:09 PM   #11
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I'm jealous. I've always wanted a Ruckus.
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Old 09-11-2005, 06:14 PM   #12
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I spied a Ruckus today in Fort Lauderdale Beach.

It took heroic measures to keep the bile down.
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Old 09-11-2005, 07:03 PM   #13
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OK, I have to ask how fast will the little Ruckus go with a 200lb guy on it?

I look at them and see great hooligan potential for my short commute and grocery runs.

or would a two stroke like a Vento be easier to hop up?
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Old 09-11-2005, 07:20 PM   #14
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[QUOTE=dieter von hexhead]


[/oter QUOTE]

I like the toilet float where the left mirror should be. Is that the new hip thing with scooter folk?
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Old 09-11-2005, 08:14 PM   #15
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OK, I have to ask how fast will the little Ruckus go with a 200lb guy on it?

I look at them and see great hooligan potential for my short commute and grocery runs.

or would a two stroke like a Vento be easier to hop up?
everything is easyier to hop up than a ruckus. stock with a big fella like myself (205) don't get much above 36-37mph...
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