1 year to get from Rhode Island to alaska to acapulco then to...

Discussion in 'Americas' started by Stan Dalone, May 3, 2013.

  1. Stan Dalone

    Stan Dalone Gotta get me somma dat

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    Its been 9 months since we decided to go, now, its less then 60 days till we leave.
    Must be time to start planning? :eek1

    Its gonna be simple, we ( me, Dave 50 yrs young, pretired and stahvin, her, Lauren, 30, sick of corporate, not so hungry, <but super cute>{and my soulmate})
    leave the right coast on July the 1, take 30 days to get to North left coast. Put the bike ( 2004 Concours witha trailer out back) on a barge to Alaska. We hop our hungry, tired, smelly asses onto a 10 day cruise to Up there. Hopefully we find the bike in Anchorage still in 1 piece. From there, we have bout 120 days to get outta the great white north and over the other other border, gots a resort booked for a week during christmas in Acapulco. From there we head to, um, over there, , , , , or, , , , , , , um, , , , , , , , ,,up there , , , , , , , , ,, or, , , , , , , , , , well, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , whodafuck knows where else, We has to get back by june of 2014 before the foreclosure kicks in, so
    What did I forget to bring with me besides my american express? :lol3

    I guess my biggest questions are the usual, :deal

    Do I need sunblock before tuesdays at 12?
    How much is the usual bribe down yonder there in mexico?
    Is there a Starbucks in the great white north?
    How long does it take to get from here to there,
    Does a bear really shit in the woods if no one hears it?
    Does captain redbeard always rescue the girl from the burning building?
    Is it really always 5 o'clock somewhere?
    Do they sell bug spray by the 5 gallon buckets,
    Can i pack a lunch, or take the bus to downtown cities?
    Should i pack anything more then my best speedo and a bottle Of Patron?

    Stay tuned, 87 more obscure questions remain,
    Pay attention, they could be onna test next week :D
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  2. jxg

    jxg Been here awhile

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    all sounds great, except the speedo part, I've met you....:D
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  3. Stan Dalone

    Stan Dalone Gotta get me somma dat

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    Yea, sure, but you never seen me inna speedo, :lol3
    #justsayin. :rofl
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