2017 NFL Football Season

Discussion in 'Sports' started by shrineclown, Feb 25, 2017.

  1. shrineclown

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    Should we just show up for the banquet? <----it is a living link.

    It does not look like a positive year for the 49'ers or Browns again. But, they will be fielding something resembling a team. Bring back Eddie....the Patriots need a challenge. Rock and Roll....

    Eli has two years left according to leaked Giants assessment of his longevity. He better be able to beat more than the 'boys this year if he is going to top his brother yet again.

    Roger realizes he has deflated balls and is impotent. (although he thinks he is still impotent.)

    Raiders find a home....will it be in Canada, London or Mexico?

    San Diego becomes the world HQ for roller derby. Raider fans flock south, with makeup ditty's in hand.

    John Elway gets Romo'ed. Pain/pleasure principle.

    The Redskins, do not budge.

    The Dolphin's, are tuna free and that is the problem.

    The J-E-T-S improve, they learn to pronounce their name without spelling it first.

    Cardinals, sweet tune, not feeling it.

    Houston...well maybe....nah.

    Indianapolis....we are rebuilding again. But the owner feels very good about the lines.

    The Buccaneers go to sea, come back with tropical's. The ballpark is beautiful.

    The Eagles..flying is really not their bag, baby.

    The Falcon's, will most likely fly again with their golden eagle.

    KC, yes Flug, there is a Santa Clause: he will not win the Super Bowl.

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  2. wxwax

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    Redskins will improve if fucking Bruce Allen can set his ego aside and let the GM do his job.
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  3. shrineclown

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    Aye, they do have some good pieces to the puzzle already.
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  4. Norhasken

    Norhasken Tryin' to find my way

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    If Romo comes to Denver, well I just don't know. :confused
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    wannaklr Long timer

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    Bucs make the playoffs and I don't win the Loosers pool!

    TAKE THAT TO THE BANK!
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  6. wxwax

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    He won't last one game unless they dramatically improve that line.
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  7. tkitna

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    Seahawks will win the NFC West by default and do the their usual - win the first playoff game at home and get annihilated as soon as they go on the road. It wont matter though as the FO and most Seahawk fans will believe the team is on the right path while in truth, they are starting to implode.
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  8. Mr_Gone

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    Is is too early to start with the Cowboys jokes?

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  9. wxwax

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    Assuming Quinn keeps the job, I suspect we'll slowly see the Falcons transition from a offensive team to a defensive team. They seem to be doing a good job of gathering young defensive talent since he was hired.
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  10. viajero

    viajero Too old to be a nOOb

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    As a normally disappointed Cowboy fan, I say it's never too early for cruel jokes.
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  11. wxwax

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    Washington Redskins fans can't have nice things. Apparently it's a NFL bylaw.

    Scott McCloughan, the best GM the franchise has had since festering pustule lil' Danny Snyder bought the franchise, looks to be on his way out after just over two years. Two years of significant improvement and the first real plan for growth in forever.

    Fuck Snyder. Fuck Bruce Allen. Fuck me.
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  12. tkitna

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    He's on the bottle again and missing appointments. Not sure what they're supposed to do with him.
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  13. Norhasken

    Norhasken Tryin' to find my way

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    Here comes back Tony Romo, please go to Houston Tony!
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  14. shrineclown

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    Denver is a nicer town.
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  15. viajero

    viajero Too old to be a nOOb

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    But no state income tax in Texas.

    "Show me the money".
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  16. tkitna

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    Brock Osweiler to Cleveland where careers go to disappear.
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    Can they afford him? That is a big number.
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    I know. Cleveland has to pay him $16M guaranteed. Sounds crazy, but it is the Browns we're talking about. Its trades like this that sets that franchise back for so long.
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  19. Norhasken

    Norhasken Tryin' to find my way

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    Please Houston, oh please.

    Denver is too far away from Mexico on bye weeks for Tony.
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  20. viajero

    viajero Too old to be a nOOb

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    Some interesting (perplexing?) trades both happening and being rumored.

    2017 draft should provide even more entertainment.
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