Should we just show up for the banquet? <----it is a living link. It does not look like a positive year for the 49'ers or Browns again. But, they will be fielding something resembling a team. Bring back Eddie....the Patriots need a challenge. Rock and Roll.... Eli has two years left according to leaked Giants assessment of his longevity. He better be able to beat more than the 'boys this year if he is going to top his brother yet again. Roger realizes he has deflated balls and is impotent. (although he thinks he is still impotent.) Raiders find a home....will it be in Canada, London or Mexico? San Diego becomes the world HQ for roller derby. Raider fans flock south, with makeup ditty's in hand. John Elway gets Romo'ed. Pain/pleasure principle. The Redskins, do not budge. The Dolphin's, are tuna free and that is the problem. The J-E-T-S improve, they learn to pronounce their name without spelling it first. Cardinals, sweet tune, not feeling it. Houston...well maybe....nah. Indianapolis....we are rebuilding again. But the owner feels very good about the lines. The Buccaneers go to sea, come back with tropical's. The ballpark is beautiful. The Eagles..flying is really not their bag, baby. The Falcon's, will most likely fly again with their golden eagle. KC, yes Flug, there is a Santa Clause: he will not win the Super Bowl.