A Plea For Assistance -- And A Potential Opportunity

Discussion in 'Canada' started by Canuman, Nov 18, 2012.

  1. Emmbeedee

    Emmbeedee Procrastinators

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    You can have all the Twinkies but keepa you hands off my butter tarts!
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  2. sturgeon

    sturgeon Long timer

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    Mad Cow?? Yer a zombie! That's the beauty of it.

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  3. Emmbeedee

    Emmbeedee Procrastinators

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    I was told that men can't get Mad Cow disease because we are pigs. So I guess we're safe on that count.
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  4. Canuman

    Canuman Crusty & Unobliging

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    I married a mad cow once. . .:huh
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  5. Drif10

    Drif10 Accredited Jackass

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    You too, huh?

    Wife V2.0 has a much better interface and is definitely more user friendly. Still got a couple of bugs though... :D
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  6. klondike1

    klondike1 Nobody in particular

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    I wouldn't get too worried. Rumour has it that Twinkies have a shelf life of around 200 years. So i am sure you will find some sort of a stash on the US mainland. Look in old barns etc. and i am sure you will find. Look for fat people that have not started to thin since the production stoppage. They would be my first targets.
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  7. sturgeon

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    3.0 is near perfect. Good looking, fun to be around, and, bonus, she has a job whereas I don't :lol3
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  8. Emmbeedee

    Emmbeedee Procrastinators

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    I saw some Twinkies in a convenience store today. Wasn't tempted either to taste them, or buy a bunch and commence speculating in them.
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  9. IKIGAI

    IKIGAI Been here awhile

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  10. BackRoader

    BackRoader ROK strapper

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    The future biker who chose to endorse the "Twinkie campaign":evil

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  11. Emmbeedee

    Emmbeedee Procrastinators

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    To quote Bobby Dylan: 'A mattress balanced on a bottle of wine'.
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  12. sturgeon

    sturgeon Long timer

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    Wow, you've really packed it on! :lol3:lol3
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  13. Dan Alexander

    Dan Alexander only happy when sad

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    If he likes Timmy's he's OK in my book :deal :rofl
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  14. Drif10

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    We got so many, they're being discounted:

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  15. Dan Alexander

    Dan Alexander only happy when sad

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    Hey I need a 3.0 myself .. she got a sister??
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  16. sturgeon

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    Two of 'em, both happily married.

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