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Discussion in 'Australia' started by UncleGra, Dec 9, 2012.

  1. UncleGra

    UncleGra Sus pensioner and Fear Bighter

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    eepeqez Long timer

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  3. UncleGra

    UncleGra Sus pensioner and Fear Bighter

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    ffffttt....air pollution...:puke1
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  5. UncleGra

    UncleGra Sus pensioner and Fear Bighter

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    ....:gerg...Ive warned my family to stay well away from this forum...one ratbag is enough..:nod
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    tripodtiger Off riding around on bitumen circles.

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    point him out, will you?



    You got that many fingers?
  7. PBee

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    A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
    The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."
    She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Liberal party member."
    "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
    "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
    The man smiled and responded, "You must be a member of the Labor party."
    "I am," replied the balloonist. "But how did you know?"
    "Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You've made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now, it's MY fault.
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  9. eepeqez

    eepeqez Long timer

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    Typical bloody politician, dispensing unhelpful advice simply to score points while sitting in a boat, miles from the nearest water, smack in the middle of Texas, thousands of miles from Australia.

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