AR-NWA ADV BS thread

Discussion in 'Tejas and the Gulf States' started by Elvis70, Mar 27, 2009.

  1. TRZ Charlie

    TRZ Charlie That's MR. Asshole

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    I'm thinking your not talking about chicken?
  2. NateLePain

    NateLePain Long timer

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    Nearly kills a woman and then doesn't have the balls to own up to it.

    Petrino just went from OK to A-Hole, in my book.

    nlp
  3. rocker59

    rocker59 diplomatico di moto

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    +1 Just another F-ing dirtbag...

    There were a lot of holes in his original story. I just knew there was more to it.

    Turns out, there was more to it...

    Now we know why, in his original story, he normally "just rides to Elkins"...

    :rofl
  4. tcourdin

    tcourdin Resident Spooner

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    Hahahaha Petrino got busted with his girlfriend!!:rofl
  5. tcourdin

    tcourdin Resident Spooner

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    Man what a nice day for a ride. Rode old 71 to Chester and had the fried chicken buffet with Albie and the wifey, then rode dirt to Devils Den and then on home. We saw Doc in his Jeep near the fay airport, he must have been heading to Ft Smith. I wish I had the chance to talk to him, Albie said there is a tree down on Warloop and it needs cut. Doc could have played lumberjack on his way by.
  6. rocker59

    rocker59 diplomatico di moto

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    Yeah. Perfect day. I rode the California to work this afteroon.

    Now I'm looking at the beautiful day through a plate glass window.
  7. sc-razor

    sc-razor Long timer

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    :eek1
  8. tcourdin

    tcourdin Resident Spooner

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    Agreed, the story just didnt seem right to me either.
  9. Tinks

    Tinks Demented Snow White

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    So the standard template for fixing this is to first:

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    Then ask for repentance:
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    :lol3

    :hide

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  10. tcourdin

    tcourdin Resident Spooner

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    I dunno why people dont just come out with it when they get busted? Your gonna get caught, why not just make it quick and yank it off like a band-aid?
  11. rocker59

    rocker59 diplomatico di moto

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    Yeah, as in:

    "I just ran into Jessica at the gas station on the way out of town. She reminded me that she'd like to go for a ride sometime, and I said 'sure, hop on'."

    "We work together, after all, and I didn't see any harm. In hind sight, it wasn't such a great idea, but being co-workers and all, I just didn't really think it through".

    :deal
  12. a1fa

    a1fa Throttle Jockey™

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    Looks like Bill Condom:

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    "I did not have sexual relationship with this woman"

    Who the fuck is this bloke anyway?
  13. Albie

    Albie Kool Aid poisoner

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    I'd hit it!!! :lol3 She DOESN'T look like Monica Lewinski thankfully.

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  14. Albie

    Albie Kool Aid poisoner

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    BTW, came across this today on Warloop RD on my ride to Chester and chicken.

    I'm guessing this is recent. I'm guessing it's about a mile east of 71.

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    I walked around on the upside of the hill but just on the west side of the tree it's a pretty good drop back onto the road. Since I was by myself I figured I'd just turn around and detour.


    Doc, get your chainsaw!! :lol3
  15. tcourdin

    tcourdin Resident Spooner

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    How was your ride home Albie? Man I could have just kept riding. The gs is just begging me to go on a trip!
  16. Albie

    Albie Kool Aid poisoner

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    Days like this you just don't want to end!!!! All the talk up in the ride section about CO and UT got me jonesing for a trip as well. Supposed to do NC/TN/GA at the end of May with some guys off TWT, but that's a long way off! :lol3
  17. joenuclear

    joenuclear Planning.....

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    fify
  18. Albie

    Albie Kool Aid poisoner

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    If it was just hummers it ain't cheatin!!!

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  19. rocker59

    rocker59 diplomatico di moto

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    Moto-reach-arounds probably "don't count", either! :rofl
  20. NateLePain

    NateLePain Long timer

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    some old men aren't up for that.

    nlp