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Discussion in 'Tejas and the Gulf States' started by Elvis70, Mar 27, 2009.
British green bead breaking device... the only useful thing Ive done with this car in ages...
Good night Doc.
6' 1 my ass.
what the hell with the rear tire?
I would not attend any party that would put me on the guest list.
You need to sell me that lil buggy Mouth so I can store in my place for a few years.
checkin in at 5' 10"
for the record, I do not enjoy being awake this early.
I hit my shoulder ( hard) on a metal door yesterday, hurt like a MOFO
popped a hydrocodone along with several beer, went to bed early, slept wonderfully until about 1 am, pain woke me up, popped another pill.
this time, it made me itch, and ancy, and I was awake in the bed until about 4am
more proof that beer > pills
It would take a lot of hydrocodone for me to get to that kind of posts per day.
nuttin to it!
I think hydrocodone must do that. I've been taking it on and off since getting this stone and I don't sleep well when taking them.
A couple of easy, free options for you--both better than emailing photos to yourself just to get smaller, optimized photos.
Here is a browser-based solution.
You upload your photo and then have lots of options (more than you need). In step 2 "Resize Your Picture", choose "Fit to screen: 800 resolution" or whatever you like.
There are lots of Windows utilities you can install. Here is a handy Windows program I use.
It's super-simple. The program is named PhotoResize.exe. You just rename the program like this PhotoResize800.exe. Then you just drag & drop photos or entire folders of photos and it create 800px wide (or tall) images. Your originals are left untouched. I keep a few copies of this program sitting on my desktop for easy photo resizing.
PhotoResize200.exe (for thumbnail images)
PhotoResize800.exe (for forum sharing)
PhotoResize1600.exe (for upload to my online photo albums)
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express
praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband,Tom, had a terrible motorcycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."
You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Tom must have experienced.
"Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."
Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.
"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."
All the men sighed with unified relief.
The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "Hi, I'm Tom Smith."
The entire congregation held its breath.
"I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."
Yea they would keep me up as well. I had 6 wrist surgerys in the last 4 years and was on them a lot. I had to take sleeping pills to get to sleep on those. but man i slept great when i got to sleep.
the first one I took with several beers, worked like a charm.
it was the second one that didnt do what I wanted.
very few pain pills do anything to me but make me antsy, or irritable.
When i stopped talking them my wife said i was a pain for a week or two. i figured it was just her tho
Well. Stop shovin them up yer ass.
but they dont come in chewable versions...
....so you are on them all the time, I guess...
I was just about to post that myself.
You guys are OH SO funny.
At Doc's request, I called El Camino Real (815 South School Avenue, Fayetteville, AR 72701), and they are all set for us on this Sunday, Dec. 16th at 1pm. I told them to expect 15 or 20 flaming a-holes. They seemed thrilled, although I am not sure how they translated "flaming a-holes".
Doc said if you want to participate in the gift exchange, bring a gift. No rules on the gift: gags, serious, cheap or expensive (this group? yeah, right)...doesn't matter. Bring one to get one.
Everyone is invited.
If you want to crash the party, you are now un-invited. Now you can crash it.
If you feel like you are special (Matt) , and need an engraved invitation from Doc to feel welcome, here you go: