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Discussion in 'Tejas and the Gulf States' started by Elvis70, Mar 27, 2009.
Sweet ride NLP, love it. Bet you will too!
Sweet bike. I wish i would have looked for a street legal bike when i got mine. I like the color. Need to paint the engine black and be more stealth
:eek1 Why? people are blind enuff as it is to bikes, no need to help em with it! :huh
As opposed to the KTM that ran so good for ya huh? just saying
Great bike Nate, you will love it.
I have yet to figure out why cold buttermilk is so good! :dg
Cuz warm buttermilk makes ya gag?
Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation.
How'd you die? the first man asks the second.
I froze to death, says the second.
That's awful, says the first man. How does it feel to freeze to death?
It's very uncomfortable at first, says the second man. You get the shakes,
and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm
way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How
about you, how did you die?
I had a heart attack, says the first man.
You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died.
The second man shakes his head. That's so ironic, he says. What do you mean? asks the first man. If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive.
Just wear a bright yellow jacket.
ya mind if I use that?
Hello, cold buttermilk will make ya gag too. Yuk
Well, you know Doc. Stuff that makes the rest of us gag gives him comfort.
At the Basketball game. Hogs lead 52-29 with 4:30 to go
you just hafta work on your gag reflex is all..it's easy! you have to willingly swallow!
Think I might need to move to Wyoming....
Holy shit that was an awesome playoff game!!
Oh my goodness Terry, haven't you heard? We can't discuss guns on the BS thread. It offends some and isn't politically correct or it interferes with the other BS or sumpthin like that.