AR-NWA ADV BS thread

Discussion in 'Tejas and the Gulf States' started by Elvis70, Mar 27, 2009.

  1. ozarkrider

    ozarkrider Discombobulated Sociopath

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    Cuz warm buttermilk makes ya gag?
  2. Zecatfish

    Zecatfish XTique Rider

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    Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation.
    ‘How'd you die?’ the first man asks the second.
    ‘I froze to death,’ says the second.

    ‘That's awful,’ says the first man. ‘How does it feel to freeze to death?’
    ‘It's very uncomfortable at first’, says the second man. ‘You get the shakes,
    and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm
    way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How
    about you, how did you die?’

    ‘I had a heart attack,’ says the first man.
    ‘You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died.’

    The second man shakes his head. ‘That's so ironic,’ he says. ‘What do you mean?’ asks the first man. ‘If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive.’
  3. Zecatfish

    Zecatfish XTique Rider

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  4. stuckin

    stuckin Been here awhile

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    Just wear a bright yellow jacket.
  5. DrLewall

    DrLewall The Human GPS

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    ya mind if I use that? :D
  6. Albie

    Albie Kool Aid poisoner

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  7. TRZ Charlie

    TRZ Charlie That's MR. Asshole

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    Hello, cold buttermilk will make ya gag too. Yuk
  8. ozarkrider

    ozarkrider Discombobulated Sociopath

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    Well, you know Doc. Stuff that makes the rest of us gag gives him comfort. :wink:
  9. TRZ Charlie

    TRZ Charlie That's MR. Asshole

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    True dat
  10. TRZ Charlie

    TRZ Charlie That's MR. Asshole

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    At the Basketball game. Hogs lead 52-29 with 4:30 to go
  11. DrLewall

    DrLewall The Human GPS

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    you just hafta work on your gag reflex is all..it's easy! :evil you have to willingly swallow!
  12. Zecatfish

    Zecatfish XTique Rider

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  13. Albie

    Albie Kool Aid poisoner

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    Holy shit that was an awesome playoff game!! :clap
  14. joenuclear

    joenuclear Planning.....

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  15. joenuclear

    joenuclear Planning.....

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    ?
  16. jtwest

    jtwest Redneck Adventererer

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    got my new tire and new/used boots!!!
  17. stuckin

    stuckin Been here awhile

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  18. stuckin

    stuckin Been here awhile

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    Hey JT it was nice to meet you today. Thanks for meeting me with the rabbit poop. wife cant wait to put it in the garden,
  19. Zecatfish

    Zecatfish XTique Rider

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    WEll then I'll take my leave on the whole thing.
    If they're so liberal pussfied emn that need governments tit to suck on, then I'm in the wrong place.
    They better sell their bikes and start wearing spandex shorts swap their foul global warming machine for some pedals and sing kumbiya. :huh

    Those that want to find me can and know how.
  20. joenuclear

    joenuclear Planning.....

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    Don't go off half-cocked..... half-cocked!:rofl