AR-NWA ADV BS thread

Discussion in 'Tejas and the Gulf States' started by Elvis70, Mar 27, 2009.

  1. TRZ Charlie

    TRZ Charlie That's MR. Asshole

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    Does he keep weapons in the Baum BBQ Shack?


    Hey Tim,

    If you want some help locating or fixing it let me know.
  2. ozarkrider

    ozarkrider Discombobulated Sociopath

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  3. ozarkrider

    ozarkrider Discombobulated Sociopath

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    If you can't nail one down quick gimme a holler. I can either send ya the tap, or my tap kit.
  4. DrLewall

    DrLewall The Human GPS

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    I heard he keeps his "Tap kit" in his pants! :eek1
  5. mouthfulloflake

    mouthfulloflake Not afraid

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    I would offer to help magoo, but I am EXHAUSTED been busting ass since Friday morning. just got home, doing some home work, then im staring at a 16 hour day at actual work tomorrow.

    If your brake job goes longer than tomorrow though, Ill be happy to come lend a hand.

    Albie, im headed back out into the garage to look at my tap set, report back shortly.

    :1drink

  6. ozarkrider

    ozarkrider Discombobulated Sociopath

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    No, no no. That one's the "tip" kit. :evil
  7. DrLewall

    DrLewall The Human GPS

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    HEY ALBIE! Ojay has a tip for ya! :rofl
  8. mouthfulloflake

    mouthfulloflake Not afraid

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    Ive got one Albie.

    the prob is im working all day tomorrow, I can take it with me, if you can run through downtown ( the square) mid morning, I can meet you out on the square and hand it off.

    let me know, you jackhole.

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  9. stuckin

    stuckin Been here awhile

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    Hey Mouth What do you teach?

    stuck
  10. ozarkrider

    ozarkrider Discombobulated Sociopath

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    Whining and beer consumption. :rofl
  11. mouthfulloflake

    mouthfulloflake Not afraid

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    I dont teach, IM a student actually haha.

    I am the audio producer for a division that makes videos to promote the University.
  12. mouthfulloflake

    mouthfulloflake Not afraid

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    I could teach beer consumption, I have a masters in that, but Scrazor has a mothfockle PHD.

    :1drink

  13. stuckin

    stuckin Been here awhile

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    lol when i first read it i thought it said a different type of videos
  14. mouthfulloflake

    mouthfulloflake Not afraid

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    No, I held the camera for doc once, while he fellated a goat.

    but other than that, no dirty vids made by me.
  15. Albie

    Albie Kool Aid poisoner

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    EWWWWWWWWW :puke2
  16. Albie

    Albie Kool Aid poisoner

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    He told me you held his mic. :lol3
  17. ozarkrider

    ozarkrider Discombobulated Sociopath

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    Makes my deer strike seem kinda tame.

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  18. stuckin

    stuckin Been here awhile

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    That would suck
  19. ozarkrider

    ozarkrider Discombobulated Sociopath

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    THE OFFICIAL TEXAS SHERIFF EXAM



    A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman.

    He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn and fast as mustang.

    He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.

    When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only
    dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.

    After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally
    called him into his office for the young man's last interview.




    The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot.

    So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might
    call, an "Attitude Suitability Test", that you must take before you can be
    accepted.

    We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."

    Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said,
    "Take this pistol and go out and shoot:


    six illegal aliens,
    six lawyers,
    six meth dealers,
    six Muslim extremists,
    six Democrats,
    and a rabbit."

    "Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.

    "You pass," said the Chief Deputy.
    "When can you start?"
  20. TRZ Charlie

    TRZ Charlie That's MR. Asshole

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    Bada Boom, Bada Bing!