AR-NWA ADV BS thread

Discussion in 'Tejas and the Gulf States' started by Elvis70, Mar 27, 2009.

  1. stuckin

    stuckin Been here awhile

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    lol when i first read it i thought it said a different type of videos
  2. mouthfulloflake

    mouthfulloflake Not afraid

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    No, I held the camera for doc once, while he fellated a goat.

    but other than that, no dirty vids made by me.
  3. Albie

    Albie Kool Aid poisoner

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    EWWWWWWWWW :puke2
  4. Albie

    Albie Kool Aid poisoner

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    He told me you held his mic. :lol3
  5. ozarkrider

    ozarkrider Discombobulated Sociopath

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    Makes my deer strike seem kinda tame.

    [​IMG]
  6. stuckin

    stuckin Been here awhile

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    That would suck
  7. ozarkrider

    ozarkrider Discombobulated Sociopath

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    THE OFFICIAL TEXAS SHERIFF EXAM



    A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman.

    He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn and fast as mustang.

    He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.

    When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only
    dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.

    After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally
    called him into his office for the young man's last interview.




    The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot.

    So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might
    call, an "Attitude Suitability Test", that you must take before you can be
    accepted.

    We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."

    Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said,
    "Take this pistol and go out and shoot:


    six illegal aliens,
    six lawyers,
    six meth dealers,
    six Muslim extremists,
    six Democrats,
    and a rabbit."

    "Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.

    "You pass," said the Chief Deputy.
    "When can you start?"
  8. TRZ Charlie

    TRZ Charlie That's MR. Asshole

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    Bada Boom, Bada Bing!
  9. Valentino Magoo

    Valentino Magoo Like a speeding slug

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    The brakes were soft last year (pumping required). I'm thinking maybe air in lines (and water in lines from sitting since last May)?
    New for me.
    I'll get stuff to replace fluid then will bleed them out. I'll need a "pumper" pedal pusher at some point.
  10. mouthfulloflake

    mouthfulloflake Not afraid

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    your master cylinder is probably bad Magoo.

    but start by inspecting both rear drums, make sure no brake fluid is leaking from wheel cylinders.
    then check front calipers for leaks.

    if no leaks are found, its the master cyinder yo.
  11. TRZ Charlie

    TRZ Charlie That's MR. Asshole

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    Let me know when you want me to help out.
  12. jtwest

    jtwest Redneck Adventererer

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    [​IMG]
    Picture test

    Nevermind
  13. Valentino Magoo

    Valentino Magoo Like a speeding slug

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    Yeah, but I didn't want it to be that. Costs $ for a vehicle I drive 32 miles a year.
    Maybe I'll just cut holes in the floorboard and Yabba Dabba Do it with Albie Flintstone's feet.
  14. jtwest

    jtwest Redneck Adventererer

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    [​IMG]

    Arrrgh!!!
  15. mouthfulloflake

    mouthfulloflake Not afraid

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    its probably a $60 part magoo, under an hour to install and bleed.
    quitcherbitchin.
  16. Valentino Magoo

    Valentino Magoo Like a speeding slug

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    An hour? Have you seen me ride? I do nothing fast.
  17. NateLePain

    NateLePain Long timer

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    Thx for the word...

    nlp
  18. Albie

    Albie Kool Aid poisoner

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    I've got a Mityvac brake bleeder you can borrow if you need it.
  19. mouthfulloflake

    mouthfulloflake Not afraid

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    the mity vac is handy for hydraulic fluid for sure.

    Now if you need to move a golf ball, through a mile of water hose, you need albies jaw muscles.

    :rofl
  20. Valentino Magoo

    Valentino Magoo Like a speeding slug

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    Never used one, but I just watched a YouTube on it...and I have stayed at a Holiday Inn.