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Discussion in 'Tejas and the Gulf States' started by Elvis70, Mar 27, 2009.
lol when i first read it i thought it said a different type of videos
No, I held the camera for doc once, while he fellated a goat.
but other than that, no dirty vids made by me.
He told me you held his mic.
Makes my deer strike seem kinda tame.
That would suck
THE OFFICIAL TEXAS SHERIFF EXAM
A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman.
He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn and fast as mustang.
He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only
dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.
After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally
called him into his office for the young man's last interview.
The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot.
So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might
call, an "Attitude Suitability Test", that you must take before you can be
We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said,
"Take this pistol and go out and shoot:
six illegal aliens,
six meth dealers,
six Muslim extremists,
and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.
"You pass," said the Chief Deputy.
"When can you start?"
Bada Boom, Bada Bing!
The brakes were soft last year (pumping required). I'm thinking maybe air in lines (and water in lines from sitting since last May)?
New for me.
I'll get stuff to replace fluid then will bleed them out. I'll need a "pumper" pedal pusher at some point.
your master cylinder is probably bad Magoo.
but start by inspecting both rear drums, make sure no brake fluid is leaking from wheel cylinders.
then check front calipers for leaks.
if no leaks are found, its the master cyinder yo.
Let me know when you want me to help out.
Yeah, but I didn't want it to be that. Costs $ for a vehicle I drive 32 miles a year.
Maybe I'll just cut holes in the floorboard and Yabba Dabba Do it with Albie Flintstone's feet.
its probably a $60 part magoo, under an hour to install and bleed.
An hour? Have you seen me ride? I do nothing fast.
Thx for the word...
I've got a Mityvac brake bleeder you can borrow if you need it.
the mity vac is handy for hydraulic fluid for sure.
Now if you need to move a golf ball, through a mile of water hose, you need albies jaw muscles.
Never used one, but I just watched a YouTube on it...and I have stayed at a Holiday Inn.