AR-NWA ADV BS thread

Discussion in 'Tejas and the Gulf States' started by Elvis70, Mar 27, 2009.

  1. Zecatfish

    Zecatfish XTique Rider

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    You really want to cure that monkey butt, and never have it return?

    Its going to burn......


    Wipe it down with rubbing alcohol. Yea :eek1 thats going to happen, then :cry but the next time you do 90 miles on the saddle. You'll be :lol3 cause the monkey butt will be gone.

    Laugh and say I'm crazy, but it works. :deal



    Kinda like the gas chamber in the Army, it will cure the common cold, BUT the cure is worse than the cold.
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  2. Elvis70

    Elvis70 No speed traps in the sky

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    And went places I never want to go again. Happy B-day man. Mine was last Friday. 38. I would love to do 30 again but then I would have 8 more years to go to retire and I wouldn't want that.

    I can't ride Monday. Getting pissed. My seals just shipped. But today I got apart the forks and need to replace two metal rings coated in teflon. Teflon is tore off in spots and manual says they must be replaced. So now I have to order those tomorrow. I better be up and running by next weekend. I have to go back to work soon.

    The retina burning picture doc posted made me think of a quote from Seth Rogen in Playboy this month talking about hermaphrodites. "She's got the gun and the holster".:lol3

    As soon as I get my forks on I am riding damn it.:ricky
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  3. DrLewall

    DrLewall The Human GPS

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    What would really suck abt being a hermaphrodite is, being that close to pussy and not being able to fuck it. Not a damn thing I can do abt that so lets go ridin!
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  4. Elvis70

    Elvis70 No speed traps in the sky

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    If you are get pictures.......You are my hero.:pynd
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  5. tcourdin

    tcourdin Resident Spooner

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    Retire? Whats that!

    I bet they can get those bushings in a couple of days. Are you enjoying working on the forks? Have you serviced forks before? I used to be anal and change my fork fluid about every 5 races back in the day, I dont miss that at all. The newer twin chamber forks just made it a longer task to service them as well. I miss the plain old forks on my trusty 96 CR250, and I thought they worked great!

    Lemme know if you need any tips, one thing to do is put saran wrap over the fork slider, lube it with some fork oil and then slide the seal onto the slider. It will keep you from tearing the new seal.
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  6. tcourdin

    tcourdin Resident Spooner

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    I'm riding the lazy boy in my underwear...you sure you want pics?
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  7. DrLewall

    DrLewall The Human GPS

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    with such a shitty day to be out and about, wonder how come no one else is on here keeping this thread updated..:cry
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  8. TRZ Charlie

    TRZ Charlie That's MR. Asshole

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    This weather just freakin sucks! ENOUGH ALREADY!:ddog
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  9. Ozarkadver

    Ozarkadver Adventurer

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    This weather does suck. Hopefully tomorrow, will be half way nice. I have a small ride plained. :clap
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  10. DrLewall

    DrLewall The Human GPS

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    it's no secret here, am goin ridin monday! :clap
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  11. Elvis70

    Elvis70 No speed traps in the sky

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  12. DrLewall

    DrLewall The Human GPS

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    kinda like being a camera man on a porn flick..you can't participate!!
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  13. Elvis70

    Elvis70 No speed traps in the sky

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    And I know we got more bullshit than them.:D
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  14. tcourdin

    tcourdin Resident Spooner

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    After the ride tomorrow we will have LOTS of bullshit to post up in here.:nod
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  15. DrLewall

    DrLewall The Human GPS

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    ok, so where do I start!
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  16. tcourdin

    tcourdin Resident Spooner

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    Fawk it's cold outside today! Stupid weather, I'd be down for another ride today if it was warm like yesterday.


    Where we going next Doc?
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  17. DrLewall

    DrLewall The Human GPS

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    WARLOOP ROAD!!!
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  18. Elvis70

    Elvis70 No speed traps in the sky

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    My little BBQ for my former co-workers got poo-pood on. We will be grilling burgers and dogs but eating them inside.:pot
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  19. Dirt2007

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    Oh come on its beautiful outside! Just got back to Tulsa from Eureka. 40 degrees and 20-30 mph headwind. Alright, not quite as nice as yesterday. Sounds like you guys had a nice ride Sat.
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  20. Zecatfish

    Zecatfish XTique Rider

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    Elvis how did your DR come out of the water crossing?
    Under power or did it stall out?
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