Are you Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse?

Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by Thanantos, Apr 7, 2012.

  1. M-Cat

    M-Cat 2 wheeled slacker

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    That, sir, is 100% bad-ass.
  2. Storm Shadow

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    i plan on riding and swinging my sword as i ride past them
  3. Storm Shadow

    Storm Shadow Thread Ninja

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    It was in an episode of top gear, some south african apc vs a hummer
  4. ElZeeko

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  5. 100mpg

    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    Defiantly a diesel...the thing is the $hit and if I had about 600K to piss away I'd buy one....
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    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    :lol3 yeah, The 600K is a problem. but it is nice to know 7lbs of explosives can go off under your truck and all you get is a flat tire.
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    100mpg: that is in my top 5 favorite Zappa songs. Napoleon Murphy Brock is a legend, he just absolutely kills it (in a good, zombie way) on this recording! Vai of course is also unmatched...and Dweezil does a hell of a job to boot. I gotta go see them live next time they are nearish.

    Telling you all the Zomby troof: Here I'm is, the Zomby Woof!

    Reety awrighty - I, too, miss Frank.
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    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    :thumb this way little zombies, follow me! :lol3

    I saw ZPZ at Westbury music fair on long island. What a fantastic show.
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    Ronin ADV Gear addict

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    You sure its a diesel? Its got a nuclear symbol on the side spare wheel. I figured the reactor was in there somewhere.
  11. BrandonR

    BrandonR Been here awhile

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    Pretty sure it knocked out the rear driveshaft too. The rear wheels weren't helping it get out of the hole.
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    Eh. Shit happens
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    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    :lol3

    That fact that it even started is amazing. I still want one.
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    nulluser Been here awhile

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    I think I'll just pack an amplifier and some Justin Bieber CDs. I figure the zombies will simply kill themselves to stop the pain.
  15. Thanantos

    Thanantos Ride hard.

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    Maybe that's how they BECAME zombies.
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    Like a Boss!
  17. vortexau

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    from tv_tropes Blown Across the Room
    That would tend to be somewhat impressive: Just how can a member of the Walking Dead be killed? Could one (for instance) walk into a mortuary and proceed to "kill" the corpses stored there?
    How to Survive a Zombie Attack

    (Lets just stick to Zombie types 3 & 4)
    Its generally a consensus that immobilizing a zombie (letting it walk into quick-setting cement, for example) goes a long way. But to permanently incapacitate a type 3 & 4 zombie one has to fully dismantle it, burn it up, decapitate it - or at least remove some 98% of its brain.

    Many gun owners fall into the 'pride of gun-ownership' trap of believing their weapons are the best response to any threat of harm from any normal walking menace. A member of the Walking Dead is not a normal walking menace. Even Shaun's favored weapon- a cricket bat, used to 'knock a zombie's block off... is more effective.

    Just hitting it in the torso with most types of handgun & rifle bullets does nothing in the long run.
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    390beretta Long timer

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    Man, I can't believe this thread is still going. What Bullshit!
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    You need to start your own thread . . . . something like "I like guns" but steer clear from posting, and verbalizing your key-strokes in places such as Transport Terminals and Airports.
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    vortexau Outside the Pod-bay

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    I judge this thread to be in a different league than the ones' on "Whatever happened to white dog shit?"

    But maybe YOU have mistaken this Zombie Apocalypse thread for that one on
    General Bullshit

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