Are you Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse?

Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by Thanantos, Apr 7, 2012.

  1. DC2wheels

    DC2wheels Castle Anthrax troll

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    Yeah, but does it have a cup holder and a kick-ass (pun intended) stereo?
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    Thanantos Ride hard.

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    And so it begins...
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  6. 100mpg

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    did the homeless guy in Miami turn yet? Trying to get an idea of the gestation period...

    Guess I am not going to Fla or New Orleans this year on vacation...

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  8. DC2wheels

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    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    Any real video of things exploding? a bottle or can? Maybe a zombie or two?

    :huh not sure if this has been posted yet....OMG does that mean I have it? :eek1

    How it can result in zombies:


    Hey, did we mention that half the human population on Earth is infected with toxoplasmosa, and don't know it? Hey, maybe you're one of them. Flip a coin.

    whew....ok, I did some checking and it is not half the population...only about 1/3. uh....2.3 BILLION people? :eek1

    Toxoplasmosis

    I'm gonna need more ammo...
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    Yeah, no, he won't. Especially a zombie not caring that it's being shot.
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    time to lock and load, i just watched commando, the old anrie movie, so im full of qoates when killing zombies now :rofl
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    DC2wheels Castle Anthrax troll

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    Hey- ANY edge ya' got when the staggering hoard comes over the wall. Talk like Ahnold, kill like Ahnold. :evil
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    Its going to be safer to be on a really BIG motorcycle, up out of the reach of the milling zombie horde. And if you have friends on smaller machinery, well - they can just ride along the pathway of squashed zombies that your big wide tyres leave behind.


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    Just take a look at what THIS big bike is doing to the yellow car? So zombies, or even stalled and abandoned automobiles, all the same . . . . . you're going to keep moving . . . . as long as you can gas it up. Of course you'll knock down the awnings over the pumps, but they can be hiding ambush-ready zombies in their shade.


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    As I was saying, your friends on smaller machinery (like above) can ride along the swath that you're mowing through the staggering hordes.

    And if it turns out that many fuel depots and gas stations are wrecked, burnt-out, or simply have their bulk storage contaminated by zombie run-off, then you're going to have to carry extra fuel to last the distance . . .

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    The answer! A three-barrel tanker bike to supplant the motorcycle's own gas tanks. So that's another reason to clear a path . . . . . you want THIS rider to keep safe, and matching your speed.
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    DC2wheels Castle Anthrax troll

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    NOW you are REALLY freakin' me out.........gnome zombies. :eek1:eek1:eek1:eek1
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