Are you Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse?

Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by Thanantos, Apr 7, 2012.

  1. vortexau

    vortexau Outside the Pod-bay

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    Or if one prefers a car to a motorcycle, there is this offering from Hyundai:

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    Hyundai prepares for the apocalypse with Zombie Survival Machine

  2. 100mpg

    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    the guy has a great line in the video. He would go from group to group asking if anyone needed a comic book writer!
  3. Storm Shadow

    Storm Shadow Thread Ninja

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    Can you sedate a zombie?

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  4. 100mpg

    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    I don't think so. they are dead. But then why do they need to eat...:huh
  5. Bill_Z

    Bill_Z Dude! chill,...

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    It a disaster, social conformity and ethics are gone, and survival will not be as clean as most of the "tongue-in-cheek" humor being exchanged here. You make a very good point, for those who are really focused on survival. There is a lot of interesting information in Charles Dickens "A tale of Two Cities" as well as other works that descibe the break down of society. Scary shit.
  6. 100mpg

    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    It has to be tongue in cheek. It is too terrible to think it could be real. But I do think things are going badly. At least for those who are aware. But for people where everything is great, I am sure it is.
  7. Thanantos

    Thanantos Ride hard.

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    Why would you want to?
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    fonztheyeti king of all i survey

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    zombie sex slave, duhh!
  9. 100mpg

    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    :lol3




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  10. dbuzz

    dbuzz Citizen of the world

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    Zombies have sex ????

    why didn't someone tell me :ddog

    Maybe the apokalips won't be as bad as I thought :patch
  11. Offcamber

    Offcamber Long timer

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    Whew...glad we got this thread back on track...the philosophical debate about the state of society was killing it...:wink:

    Having sex with a Zombie is a sure fire way to get infected....

    I guess it still counts as necrophilia....
  12. braindigitalis

    braindigitalis Wet weather sucks!

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    Ewww crusty dusty zombie sex... :puke1
  13. Storm Shadow

    Storm Shadow Thread Ninja

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    well, how else do you capture them for research,

    for that matter

    can you suffocate a zombie, gas them,

    can a zombie drown?
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    Offcamber Long timer

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    They are already dead....

    To capture, a net would work...the only research I need is what weapon is most effective....don't need to capture them for that:D
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    gravityisnotmyfriend Long timer

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    Not according to WWZ. Shallow lakes are the most dangerous places since the bottom can be covered in zeds.
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    Offcamber Long timer

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    Or sticky gooey smelly Zombie sex....:puke2
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    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    We'll find out in October. Seems some chick managed to catch and train a couple!
    :lol3

    Cannot be suffocated, they don't breath.
    same thing with the gas.
    Same thing with drowning.
    In one of the first episodes, the Sheriff came upon a zombie in the park. There was only half of it left and she was still crawling around! That might be the only zombie I felt bad for. ..all she could eat was scraps! :D
  19. Thebes

    Thebes Been here awhile

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    Squick

    tasteless... I know. :doh
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    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    A squicky?