Are you Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse?

Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by Thanantos, Apr 7, 2012.

  1. vortexau

    vortexau Outside the Pod-bay

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    Say what? Who do you think is currently using it? :evil


    Of course, they are unlikely to use their true face images.


    Then look out for zonked-out helpdesk staff on VideoChat.

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  2. Storm Shadow

    Storm Shadow Thread Ninja

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    so what exactly will we notice the difference when zombie outbreak occurres, sure their might be a few more bathsalt eating the face of people incidents, but then so will the murder by shot in the head rate...
  3. dirtysouthjacket

    dirtysouthjacket Been here awhile

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    Saw this while leaving the GT football beat down this weekend in downtown Atlanta. I don't see many zombie related farkles... maybe the sticker and a bat is all the owner needs?

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  4. 100mpg

    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    pchhht.. . That guy would be one of the first casualties. Unless his bat has spikes on the end of it!
  5. dirtysouthjacket

    dirtysouthjacket Been here awhile

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    Couple thoughts now that I am thinking about this topic again...

    Would Walking Dead now be considered the authority on Zombies now? I feel like the show producers probably put a lot of time and money into Zombie realism research. :lol3

    I feel like Casey Jones from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would be a good person to model yourself after when choosing zombie killing implements...

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  6. 100mpg

    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    I hear they check this thread for new ideas....lets test my theory. While they are holed up in the prison a group of ADV riders on XRL's and KLR's ride into the prison yard. Being adv riders, they are prepared like no one else they have come across and the two groups join together to fight off the hordes. They get along pretty well till word of a BYOB forces the ADV riders to leave the prison and head for the party. :lol3
  7. dirtysouthjacket

    dirtysouthjacket Been here awhile

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    LOL, that's pretty much exactly how that episode would turn out in real life. Unfortunately the ADVers would be doomed after they shoot off all their ammo at 3am during the party and used the gas to keep the fire going. But dammit, it would be a good time and a lot of funny pics would get posted.
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    Yokomo Dirt Rider

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    I'm thinking about adding some bits to my SV streetfighter to give it a Zombie Killer look. Maybe strap on a machete or ? Any ideas? :huh
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    i have dozens of swords, and compound bows, maybe i should strap them all to my bike?
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    Dozens of compound bows? :huh I thought I was bad with 3. :lol3
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    StupidDogCoffee IGNORE THIS TEXT

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    braindigitalis Wet weather sucks!

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    i spent months reading AUD end to end because of this thread :roflyou guys have a lot to answer for! lol.

    Some of the things covered in AUD seem to feel closer to reality than the walking dead, like for example how hard it is to simply get hold of food and clean water, or filtering petrol, keeping warm in the winter etc...
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    How are you planning to avoid attention from police?

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    Zombie Strippers! (2008)





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    Blood-lusting strippers invite customers, one-by-one, to "enjoy" their talents privately in a back room. Get head and she bites . . . . . leaving customer bleeding in his pants. Cash-hungry strip club owner
    Ianna Esco throws "damaged" customers into a cell in the basement.
  19. ktmgeoff

    ktmgeoff Remember it's not a race!

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    You must have lasted longer than me watching that film, 10 minutes was about all I could handle, I like a good zombie but my bed looked more inviting.
  20. ktmgeoff

    ktmgeoff Remember it's not a race!

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    More than likely a few KLR's would be fuel for the fire too :lol3 XR's on the other hand are a bit like zombies....hard to kill........