Are you Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse?

Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by Thanantos, Apr 7, 2012.

  1. CodyY

    CodyY ADVenture Capitalist

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    To the WINCHESTER!!!!:clap
  4. Storm Shadow

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    Why wont they make a zombie spray

    send on a small touch screen by a guy with fat fingers
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    tokyoklahoma 75%has been 25%wanabe

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    But the side effects will be flatulence and erectile dysfunction in the non-zombie population......so nobody will use it.:rofl
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    Was at Harbor Freight and bought a machete for 5 bucks so I'm 2% prepared assuming I don't get bumped off in the 1st wave
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    :huh A machete for 5 bucks??? Is it plastic? If not, I want one. :D
  8. craftsmanracer

    craftsmanracer Been here awhile

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    They actually arent that bad. Mine lasted over a year. But you have to sharpen it yourself, because they come with an edge that couldnt cut a microwaved peep in half.
  9. PMC

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    Handle is plastic and it does need an edge.
    Good for brush clearing and zombie skulls :D
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    I found them on amazon. Then I found others on youtube that bought one and sharpened it up. Then I keep looking and found this.Full Tang Fixed Blade Serrated Machete Ninja Sword
    It has the serrated edge also! This way I figure I can cut off the arms and jaw and make them pets... um...Now that I typed that out, it sounds weird. :huh

    Maybe I will get the 5$ one...:D

    I am going to get the cheap one, sharpen it up and make a wooden handle for it. Sounds like a cheap, easy project. PLUS I will be ready for the ZA. a win win!
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    the schwartz Buckethead Wendy

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    i picked up a $20 "fasthawk" the other day at walmart. it's in my topcase, but comes with a belt loop sheath thingy. not a bad tool for this - i'd rather spend the extra $15 and have something more.... punchy

    http://sogknives.com/store/F06T-N.html
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    20 at walmart and 50 online? gotta go to walmart. Glad I did not buy one of the axes I see at the hardware store every time I go upstate! This one is way nicer.
    edit
    just looked it up. I need it for fire wood, it is only 2 3/4" blade. not going to work.
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    what are the odds of going into space to avoid zombies?
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    "in space, no one can hear you scream". HA! thanks for the perfect setup line.
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    what happens if a vampire bites a zombie?:freaky
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    "Moonlight, the Walking Dead" TV series.
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