Are you Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse?

Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by Thanantos, Apr 7, 2012.

  1. Storm Shadow

    Storm Shadow Thread Ninja

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    i still think a suit of armour, would be effective in stopping zombie bites. maybe even a shark suit..

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  2. 100mpg

    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    but if it doesn't there goes plan B....RUNNING! lol
  3. Storm Shadow

    Storm Shadow Thread Ninja

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    i guess that is a good point
  4. DAKEZ

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  5. 100mpg

    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    I am not sure about that....looks like you could get some zombies in that air intake. That might stall it out or smell REEEALLY bad.
  6. Storm Shadow

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    nobody ever talks about how bad it will smell, when there is the zomapoc

    im also concerned about running out of toilet paper
  7. 100mpg

    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    you are not stocking up?

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  8. Storm Shadow

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    they probably do, but do they use toilet paper?
  9. DAKEZ

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    Zombies are poop. Well, not truly poop... more like strolling compost.
  10. DAKEZ

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  11. Thanantos

    Thanantos Ride hard.

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    Well the kids need safe transportation too.
  12. 100mpg

    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    no riders on the step in the back...:eek1
  13. manfromthestix

    manfromthestix Lost in Space

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    Forget the Zombie Apocalypse, I sometimes wish this when I'm driving/riding and have to deal with oblivious idiots in cages. Then I get rational and think hell, I could never afford a fucking tank; they get like 10 gallons of primo diesel fuel to the mile and that spent uranium ammo is spendy! Same story with Hellfire missiles and a launcher, I suspect. So then I think, well maybe I could realistically get my hands on a bazooka or RPG, that would work! Then I think hell, I'd go broke buying ammo...

    Thankfully my employer lets me work from home a lot so my commute time and incipient mayhem time is reduced to a manageable level. :D

    I enjoyed the recent MC magazine article in which the editors selected the KLR650 as their preferred escape vehicle for the zombie apocalypse. I've chosen something smaller and more nimble, having scored a 2010 WR250R last Saturday :clap. Now if it would just stop raining and warm up a bit I could go test it out.

    Doug
  14. 100mpg

    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    yeah, right.
  15. Storm Shadow

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    an armoured zombie appoc cycle?
  16. duck

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    I think the best practice for the coming zombie apocalypse is to attend an MOA rally - thousands of the nearly dead aimlessly wandering around eating anything that moves.

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  17. 100mpg

    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    too dangerous.
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    Ha ha...I'm remember this one when I'm in Salem this summer....:rofl
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    dwestly Refuses to Grow Up!

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    Just go to Daytona Beach for Bike Week...nothing but chap-wearing foot-draggers as far as you can see. If you survive that, the Zombie Apocalypse is nothing...