Are you Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse?

Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by Thanantos, Apr 7, 2012.

  1. vortexau

    vortexau Outside the Pod-bay

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    YOU viewed Post #661 and decided that I have no imagination, and no sense of humor?

    For your continued enlightenment, let me advise that "Shaun of the Dead (2004)" is my fav zombie flick, and that "Black Sheep (2006)" is my current favorite flesh-eating creature movie.

    Zombie imitation is the best way to safely pass by zombie hordes! (1024 x 673 pixel image)

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    Genetically improved sheep and white sheep farmer. Aussies and Kiwis get this joke first!
  2. vortexau

    vortexau Outside the Pod-bay

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    NRA Generously Gives Us Free Shooting Games For Four-Year-Olds

    Since Zombies don't have functioning hearts and have already left their coffins -- quite obviously the practice targets represent normal people.

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  3. jesusgatos

    jesusgatos fishing with dynamite

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    awe, take it somewhere else... please.
  4. duck

    duck Banned

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    Only Dracula's "coffins" are shaped like that. Most coffins are rectangular in shape.

    How do you know those 71 kids weren't zombies?
  5. shwaz

    shwaz Buckethead Wendy

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    EXCELLENT use of helmet. I also like that he honks his horn to tell the zombies to get out of his way. :clap

    this has surely been mentioned here before, but one of my biggest problems with daryl from walking dead. who the hell would be stupid enough to roll around on a bike with ape hangers and a 1.5 gallon tank (or any bike at all - there's a time and place for cages) during the zombie apocalypse?


    edit: also, i accidentally watched the end of the movie. now i dont' have to watch the beginning! huzzah
  6. 100mpg

    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    yeah after the link you posted, it has nothing to do with zombies.
  7. PMC

    PMC riding rider

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    Agreed 100%
    It's a zombie thread, keep the anti gun political bullshit in church state and money where it belongs.
  8. Thanantos

    Thanantos Ride hard.

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    Good lord.

    BTW, OP here.

    This is ONE, stupid, fantasy post about something stupid that will never happen.

    Can we, for the love of Christ or whomever you care about, just let it be that and not turn into some stupid, political, internet retard slap-fest?

    There are places to go, even here sadly, to argue about gun control and any other thing you like.

    Please go there and leave this thread alone.
  9. 100mpg

    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    Oh hai, op. is that what you repeat at night to be able to sleep? this will never happen...this will never happen...:lol3
  10. Thanantos

    Thanantos Ride hard.

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    Exactly, don't ruin it for me!
  11. Rango

    Rango Phaneropter

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    Sht, don't spoil it for the preppers. Please... :wink:
  12. scooterspirit

    scooterspirit Ilovekitty

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    from there to the end is the best part of the movie!
    I kind of disagree about not using a bike though. Like when the highway is all blocked up with derelict cars, a bike would be just right to get through that stuff.

    As far as bashing zombies, I keep thinking you could use that move where the guys go over big logs. On a slow moving zombie, if you're not going too fast, lofting the front knobby and putting it just so, right on the sternum, knock em down and the back just goes bumpty bump over em.

    Hit em too low though and they could kind of fold over the bars, which would be scary with those chompers working at you, right over the tank. That would make your arms really long, all of a sudden. (Of course you'd have to carry some guns with you too.)

    I think the KLR has the heft for that kind of action, but can you even get the front wheel off the ground with one of those? :lol3

    Disclosure: I'm all for extra big knobbies on zombie runs.
  13. bh321

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    angle driver?
    you mean grinder?
  14. braindigitalis

    braindigitalis Wet weather sucks!

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    In a zombie apocalypse situation I would definitely be wearing leathers, kevlar, full face helmet, boots and armoured gloves etc even if I wasn't on the bike! Theres a time and a place for cages but always a time and place for good bite and infection control... I would rather be on foot away from centres of population than in a cage... cage means a vehicle to break down and need gas. See 28 days later, tunnel scene and motorway stop scene, and AUDs many gas escapades. Also slightly OT see war of the worlds to see what other people would do for your car... Better to be on foot away from people.
  15. Storm Shadow

    Storm Shadow Thread Ninja

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    im wondering if u were in a special suit of armour they couldnt bite through, or break into your break you, wouldnt you be just impervious to zombies, zombies arnt supermen after all, they wont have the strength to bite through steel
  16. Storm Shadow

    Storm Shadow Thread Ninja

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    like teh kill dozer, who can stop you, nobody,

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  17. pretbek

    pretbek Long timer

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    Yay! Photo battle.
    Who can stop you?


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    so we're good. Carry on.
  18. 100mpg

    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    :huh
    Last night I had a crazy dream...and it was not about a chick in a black bikini.

    Or at least I think it was a dream. I have not gone outside yet...:eek1
    The ZA happened and I was attacked. I manged to rip one of their arms off and was hitting them with it. :lol3 I might have actually been "sleep laughing" when I realized what I was doing. I have no bite marks so I am good. :thumb
    it was a LONG tiring day, so that could explain the bizarre dream.
  19. Storm Shadow

    Storm Shadow Thread Ninja

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    that was no dream! protect your self human
  20. 100mpg

    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    I was outside drinking my coffee...no sign of any ZA yet. I wonder how long the picket fence will hold them back. :eek1