Are you Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse?

Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by Thanantos, Apr 7, 2012.

  1. PMC

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    Hard to get bit (and turn) if you cut the head off :deal

    Serious stuff - Kirkman who writes walking dead said that in the event of a zombie apocalypse he's just going to kill himself, probably by hanging and said "who would want to live in that kind of world" :lol3
    Dood, you mastered that world!
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    Manuelsv Traveling South

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  3. DAKEZ

    DAKEZ Long timer

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  4. henshao

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    If you are facing a creature you don't believe you can kill before it reaches you, cripple it beyond any hope of pursuit. For bears, aim for the shoulders. For humans, aim for the hips.

    Oh, and for tanks, aim for the tracks!
  5. señormoto

    señormoto Supermoto Abuser

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    I wonder if that's the KLR that runs on diesel... would be most fitting for the ZA.
  6. Rango

    Rango Phaneropter

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    Made me think of Philip K. Dick's "Do androids dream of electrical sheep?"
    Do zombies drive a tank? :rofl

    Thanks for the advice. Having target practice tomorrow.
    Tanktracks will require out of the box thinking, for an archer.
    I don't have access to Shield's arrowheads yet. :wink:
  7. henshao

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    Yep, shatter the pelvis (or a clavicle of a four legged creature) and no amount of adrenaline or PCP will allow it to continue walking.
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    CodyY ADVenture Capitalist

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    Yup. Incapacitation until you can come in with the katana or halligan and clean up silently
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    DAKEZ Long timer

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    Wow...I read this entire thread. That's time I'll never get back...:rofl
  11. Thanantos

    Thanantos Ride hard.

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    Lol, your avatar says it all.
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    Because, let's face it. The left knee is overrated.
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    Good.

    Now we have that solved how about proper termination?
    Rip out the spinal cord or squash the melon hollywoodstyle?
  14. DAKEZ

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    That is a Zombified Gold Wing and that is an Air intake. :1drink
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    scooterspirit Ilovekitty

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    Just a dirt bike seems like the best choice PZA. You're not going to need a license plate or blinkers and I'm a big fan of no battery, kick start.

    >>we posted an article about how the Department of Homeland Security was using tax payer dollars to dress up as zombies and run mock scenarios of the Zombie Apocalypse. Now we learn, from the Military Times, our military will be running mock drills in “preparation” for the Zombie Apocalypse.
    http://offgridsurvival.com/zombieapocalypsetraining/

    <iframe src="//www.youtube.com/embed/2VdOaJqX7d0" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" width="560"></iframe>
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    tokyoklahoma 75%has been 25%wanabe

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    Medulla oblongata. :1drink
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    it arrives on monday:evil
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    LOVE it!!:freaky
  19. Rango

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    :jjen
    Oho.

    I do agree, what other center has better credentials?

    It is however a very difficult target. Narrow, barely 30 mm in length, well hidden, easy to miss and yet, as long as it works, the beast will rampage.
    Busted is the Hollywood myth. A zombie with exploded head will happily proceed.
    If it can't bite, it can still spit, vomit, cough, sneeze, breathe and scratch, not to mention other autonomous functions.
    :slurp

    Medulla it is.
    Now, when and where to test our theory?
    :bite
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    Don't get greedy. Mission-kill and disengage.