Are you Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse?

Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by Thanantos, Apr 7, 2012.

  1. Chisenhallw

    Chisenhallw Avowed Pussbag

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    I've narrowed it down to 'earth'. Or 'Baltimore'.
    That's a dang lie. Remember rule 1!
  2. 100mpg

    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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  3. DudeClone

    DudeClone Long timer

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    Zombies? hell yeahs i is ready!! :gun1

    trouble is some of us will be ready, but many will go to shit :fpalm


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  4. DAKEZ

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  5. 100mpg

    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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  6. jestragon

    jestragon Been here awhile

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    Too late for me.

    That's me standing in the back with the glasses, zombified in The Walking Dead #1. Together with the seated dude with the 'fro and the lumpy looking dude in the front (who once admitted to having eaten his own ejaculate, hence the t-shirt), and a bunch of other people in other panels and issues, we're e-cquaintances of Tony Moore, the original artist on TWD.

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  8. DAKEZ

    DAKEZ Long timer

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    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...=B0074XLQTK&linkCode=as2&tag=zombieapocaly-20

    :lol3 "1 Brain Strike Chart (Take the Zombie down first Strike,) 2 Anti-Moan Ear plugs (the endless moaning has been known to cause insanity), :lol31 Emergency Bite Cleansing Pad and Bite Sealing Bandage. 2 Corpse Incineration Matches, 3 Cotton Ball Fire Starter, 1 Chocolate Candy (To remind you of old times) Broken bottle doubles as Zombie weapon!! "
  9. C/1/509

    C/1/509 Why?

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    What I meant was that since the ejection port is on the same side as the case it's strapped in to, unless there's an opening in the side of the case it's likely to stop firing quickly.
  10. Eddie G

    Eddie G Adventurer

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    I just shot the North Carolina ZSA Zombie pistol match yesterday. This was the state championship match and we shot 16 stages and a little over 300 rounds. That was a lot of fun! I think I'm now ready for the apocalypse.
    EG
  11. scooterspirit

    scooterspirit Ilovekitty

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    Technically, a test tube could break on the way from lab a to lab b, there could be a full blown zombie outbreak in a matter of hours. Chances are, you're going to be on your bike. just saying..
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  12. scooterspirit

    scooterspirit Ilovekitty

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    Guns are loud and alert more zombies to your&#65279; presence. And you can't re-use bullets. ;-) I've thought this through (lol).
    OK, there is a girl, standing on&#65279; a motorcyckle, shooting a bow, in a helmet with a mohawk. She is also really hot.. LJ, will you bear my children? ;)
    Arrows are&#65279; awesome! Fuck guns lol. Don't take much skills to shoot one
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  13. freetors

    freetors Been here awhile

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    That video is BS. Subaru's have screens in the fuel inlet so they can't be siphoned! :D
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    Yeah, your not going to last long. :lol3
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    Parked vehicles from the last Zombie War......


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  16. Mudgee

    Mudgee 06' Vstrom650

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    I'd just become a Zombie, life would be much easier.
    If Zombies could have sex then life would be complete really.
  17. Thanantos

    Thanantos Ride hard.

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    And get drunk. Don't forget that.

    If both of these are true I'm in.
  18. Mudgee

    Mudgee 06' Vstrom650

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    A movie on Drunk orgy-party Zombies. Now that i'd see.
  19. Thanantos

    Thanantos Ride hard.

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    Trains man. Keep moving and plow through those bastards:

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  20. Thanantos

    Thanantos Ride hard.

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    Better yet, send the train running the opposite direction from the Tail of the Dragon then we survivors can ride it unimpeded on every bike you've ever wanted to with NO traffic, zombie or otherwise!

    Perfect!