Are you Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse?

Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by Thanantos, Apr 7, 2012.

  1. Storm Shadow

    Storm Shadow Thread Ninja

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    where can i get such a tevhnological product from?
  2. Thanantos

    Thanantos Ride hard.

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    I just finished reading "I am Legend".

    Vampires would not be fun.
  3. Storm Shadow

    Storm Shadow Thread Ninja

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    unless ur a legend?
  4. Thanantos

    Thanantos Ride hard.

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    NO! You definitely don't want to be the legend.
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    Sites such as this, and good sporting/recreational goods stores.

    The silver-tipped crossbow bolts are a bit more scarce. :deal
  6. Storm Shadow

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    I am hero?
  7. Offcamber

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    I'm ready got this on my bike..:rofl
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    Not even legendary? Hmm? Or that Legendary Legionnaire?

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    "Clear on that?" The Legendary Legionnaire asks the frightened woman-

    "Madam, have you seen the Vampyre? -- You haven't? But what has frightened you so?"

    She whispers in terror . . .

    He picks up her 'barely audible' words . . . .

    "A crazy man . . . pulp writer, he was . . . jumped into my greenhouse and started testing my tomatoes with his E-meter thingy!"


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    "He gibbered that they had to be 'Clear', or something like that!"

    The Legendary Legionnaire calms the frightened woman-
    "Don't worry! Its all right! Its going to be much - much - worse in the Future. There'll be hoards of his disciples turning those horrors loose on good people, and wiping out their bank balances. And they'll be in league with the strange couch-jumping actor who'll be putting hypnotic commands into his movies and . . ."

    But there was a creaking, scraping sound . . . and they both turned in apprehension . . .
  9. Thanantos

    Thanantos Ride hard.

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    Well, YOU certainly won't be reaching "Operating Thetan" any time soon. :D
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    Nope. I need to stock up on sunlamps...
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    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    $360? I thought they would be way more. However, it doesn't matter if they were $3.60, I would break my neck if I tried them. Look like I am zombie bait!
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    :lol3
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    Similar threats and memes?

    Fighting Vampires!
    Risk factor: Death - or - Assimilation by bite, blood extraction, and contamination.

    Fighting Werewolves!
    Risk factor: Death - or - Assimilation by bite, scratch, or rip which causes contamination.

    Fighting Zombies!
    Risk factor: Death and Assimilation by fatal bite, and contamination.

    Fighting Hubbard's Horde!
    Risk factor: Financial Death - or - Assimilation by brain-wash, periodic wallet extraction, and mind-contamination.

    :deal
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    But I digress . . . . .

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    Military Exo-Suits Are On the Way


    Enhanced strength and endurance, combined with hightech battle armor!? Seems to me a fine fit for Zombie Fighting!

    Then on to Zombie-Mastiffs . . . . . and (dare I move it up a notch) even Werewolfs?

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  16. Storm Shadow

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    battle mech;s?
  17. Thanantos

    Thanantos Ride hard.

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    They're coming for you :D

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    Sorta . . . . . its Zombie Stomping Time!

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    and Stan's cameo!
  19. Thanantos

    Thanantos Ride hard.

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    I'll be picking up this game to train for the coming invasion:

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    Coming to a volcano near you . . . . millions - billions of galactic overpopulation surplus aliens aboard space-going DC8s:

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    "Pilot to Loadmaster! We're beginning our run towards Mount St Helens."

    "Its a Green Light. Dump - dump - dump!"

    "Excess galactic surplus alien cargo away!"

    "Close dump-bay Doors."

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    "Border Patrol - we have a bogie going over Mt St Helens - What's Happening?"


    (But what can you expect from the continuous roll of paper out-put from the typewriter of a prolific writer of pulp fiction, and space opera? )