Are you Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse?

Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by Thanantos, Apr 7, 2012.

  1. zrxmoto

    zrxmoto don't wanna be a n00b

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    I think I could fight off the zombies pretty well.

    If Skynet sends in the terminators though, I'm screwed.
  2. buls4evr

    buls4evr No Marks....

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    I think it already happened in Lansing ,Michigan............. ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE:eek1
  3. atpalmer

    atpalmer Broken

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  4. Thanantos

    Thanantos Ride hard.

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  5. 100mpg

    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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  6. Storm Shadow

    Storm Shadow Thread Ninja

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    what about zombie mosquitos?

    wouldnt they be the worst thing, they eat the infected blood, and bite ou, and your screwed:1drink
  7. vortexau

    vortexau Outside the Pod-bay

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    Don't notice any kind of flying, buzzing, zombies on THIS chart!?!


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    But you'd be picking some sort of Brute Force approach for Flying Zombies, even mosquito-type ones.
  8. Storm Shadow

    Storm Shadow Thread Ninja

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    well i plan on riding past swinging a sword at the man humanoid zombies:rofl
  9. tallpaul63

    tallpaul63 Been here awhile

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    Here's my zombie defense strategy:

    Turn off the fucking TV!
  10. DAKEZ

    DAKEZ Long timer

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    That sounds more like a terrible risky apocalypse inducing maneuver. :deal

    Setting Zombies free from their controlled environment can be extremely dangerous.
  11. 100mpg

    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    that don't kill 'em.
  12. tokyoklahoma

    tokyoklahoma 75%has been 25%wanabe

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  13. mt800

    mt800 Adventurer

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    BTW The chickee in Resident Evil did in fact ride a BMW. K1200R. She really looks better on a bike than I do.
    When the zombies attack, I'm going to look her up. I need the 27 shooter
    she took from John Wayne.
  14. vortexau

    vortexau Outside the Pod-bay

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    Forget blood splatter from desiccated Zombies. (Movie-makers frequently get science ... in particular Physics quite wrong). They're the Walking Dead . . . . so there is no heart action, and the blood congeals.

    Time to study up ... History of Weapons:

    Good examples of Infantry Weapons with reach, non-expendability (aka no reloading), and effectiveness, are these:

    I encourage reading up in this field (too much to list & quote ... see the condensed quarterstaff stuff?)


    Modern technology can take some effort out of the equation, and extend one's stamina. So, lets use mechanical-cutting over plain cutting & stabbing, eh?

    Thus-
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    Stihl chainsaw- Telescopic HT75 Pruners


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    "Look at that chainsaw reach! "


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    interchangeable Telescopic Cutting Heads

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    18v cordless chainsaw- Telescopic - (for those Stealth missions)


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    The Makita Cordless Electric Chainsaw Battery powered Chainsaw -with optional telescopic handle (and the new Bosch 36v cordless chainsaw) get even handicapped fighting crew members into the thick of the Zombie Defence action.

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    New Black & Decker NLP1800B 18V Cordless Alligator Lopper (Tool Only) - get even stubborn Zombie heads off, with stealth and precision!



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    Mobility (cutting edge, at that)
  15. 100mpg

    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    Even if the zombie apoco lips (:D) never happens, I want one of these!
  16. Storm Shadow

    Storm Shadow Thread Ninja

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    anybody got a lazer whip? u know lashes and it slices everybody in half, for the mass attack/?
  17. TwilightZone

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    Chain is on backwards... maybe standard for fighting Zombies?

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  18. Thanantos

    Thanantos Ride hard.

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  19. CodyY

    CodyY ADVenture Capitalist

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    Hanbo.

    Tis good
  20. Snarky

    Snarky Vodka Infused.

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    And a Toyota.
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    Bring it on hordes of ignorant bloodthirsty flesh!