Are you Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse?

Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by Thanantos, Apr 7, 2012.

  1. B1

    B1 Carbon-based bipedal

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    on an environmental note, dont waste a zombie (after you waste a zombie). recycle where possible....

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  2. vortexau

    vortexau Outside the Pod-bay

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    few would be aware that the concept of the Lightsaber (from Starwars) is largely based on the Monofilament Sword which is long a SF & Fantasy staple weapon. Briefly, we have a strand only one-atom in thickness, stretched out taunt by some means and often with a safety button at the tip. Since its thickness is so extremely thin -- its capable of dicing steel with a simple swing from the handle. If one were to employ solely a laser (or plasma) beam - just HOW do you make it finite length and not have it go on out through walls, and atmosphere, with only some SquareRoot-of-distance attenuation?

    Monofilament Sword from Aries America

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    'Now with Double the dicing power. Get through opponents both coming and going.'
  3. Storm Shadow

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    Zombie killer!
  4. 100mpg

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    one question. where do you get batteries for laser light saber when the shtf? Hmmm?

  5. Storm Shadow

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    Any batteries will fit lightsabers with a little force :rofl
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  7. vortexau

    vortexau Outside the Pod-bay

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    Seems to have a ring of truth. Were not the salutations along the line of "May the force be with you"?

    Leading to . . . . "this one is STRONG in the force!"



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    "You notice? Its bright yellow Automotive Class Lithium Ion and its a ULTRA-A, eh?"


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    One just unscrews the black-ribbed cap, pulls out the expended cell, and replaces it with the new ULTRA-A.


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    While observing the relevant safety rules.


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    . . . . and even making the occasional resource to the definitive manual.


    But, its a BAD, BAD, BAD, mistake to use the Red ones:


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    . . . and that's because these ones are Chinese-made batteries for Hand Blasters! That's right, the beam-firing weapons used by people without any Jedi Training. For hand blasters, these are a good reliable Ultra-Firing power battery.
  8. 100mpg

    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    What is that used for? :eek1 and I am pretty sure I want one. or 20.
    :lol3 Careful with that lightsaber, you're gonna poke someones eye out! Or chop their hand off even!
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    vortexau Outside the Pod-bay

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    "Those are not the batteries that you're looking for. "
    " These aren't the batteries we're looking for."
    "He can go on searching."
    "We can go on searching."
    "Move along."
    "Move along... move along."
  10. 100mpg

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    gramma and spellen do not count during a zombie attack. :wink:

    AND, the range was crowded today and I could not check out my new Ruger 10/22. All the benches were full at the 50yrd section. They had one bench at the 100yrd but I didnt want to start there! Anyone know if a .22lr will kill a zombie at 100yrds? :ear
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    If you get a clean head shot, otherwise you better have a few of those 100 rd magazines and that rotary handle trigger actuator thingy. :huh
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    I think the heads of the afflicted get a little soft. and, I live in NY. It would have to be a few hundred of those 10 rd magazines...:cry
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    CodyY ADVenture Capitalist

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    Beh, just don't tell anyone on the internet you have em.

    Bone won't soften, foreheads are hard, and 22 deflects easily. Stick with 5.56
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    I don't think you understand...
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    Thanantos Ride hard.

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    i was just going to make one with duck tape, but man, this is shinyer.

    ill also carve cross's into the bullets to make em seperate like shotgun pellets :rofl
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    and one of them extra long extra ammo magazines, recon i could mod it to make it full auto? like the glock 22c