Aussie Off Topic Chat Thread.

Discussion in 'Australia' started by nevgriff64, Mar 19, 2010.

  1. davorallyfan

    davorallyfan Commonist

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    Cold colations and condiments:clap



    A couple of slices of fritz?
    Devon with iceberg?
    Baked bean toasties?
  2. D_A

    D_A Long timer

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    I generally prefer to use the correct terminology, though I try not to give folks grief if they themselves don't. My wife tells me I can be abrasive enough as it is. :lol3
  3. roscoau

    roscoau Been here awhile

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    Excellent choice!
  4. nevgriff64

    nevgriff64 ɹǝpun uʍop ɯoɹɟ buıppoɯ Super Moderator

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    I wouldn't recommend a Red one though, they have a reputation for being the fastest. :lol3
  5. Sleepy John

    Sleepy John Grumpy Adventurer

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    She's a master of the understatement, your wife.
  6. D_A

    D_A Long timer

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    I'm not ALWAYS cranky. Promise! :evil
  7. Doctor

    Doctor Banned

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    all the above maybe ! bean wrapped in berg :eek1
  8. roscoau

    roscoau Been here awhile

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    It's ok so long as you don't fit it with P plates. That would make for excessive speed!
  9. Doctor

    Doctor Banned

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    but P stands for professional :evil and another meaning for 'bullet proof ' :thumb just watch any young'en who has one :nod
  10. Doctor

    Doctor Banned

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    :toney....:lurk
  11. Storm Shadow

    Storm Shadow Thread Ninja

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    well, ive got my suit out, my late grandpas lucky cuff links, a folder full of shredded documents and some crayons, ready to see, my boss has written a nice letter stating out my duties that basically say i need to drive, my partners dr has said i need to drive coz of her complications with pregnancy as she basically is struggling to even fit behind a steering wheel now.


    selling the bike,

    paying the fines,

    saying sorry and chaste i think the word is want it...

    and a mouth piece to do the talking for me, so i can just stand there hanging my head in shame behind him.

    wish me luck i can regain some form of driving privileges less than the 6 months...

    im a little annoyed though that the small town i live in has put basically identifying me in the local paper, as too the local news...
  12. AussieMasada

    AussieMasada Ring Wing

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    What he said :D
  13. gunnabuild1

    gunnabuild1 Long timer

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    Best of Luck mate,I doubt if there are any innocents on here.
  14. PBee

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    The only difference is you got caught.
  15. gavo

    gavo Slacker

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    Shit , my sister in law corrects adults to their face if they are grammaticality incorrect. A friend often says " I seen him down the road" instead of "I saw him" , one day some one will throttle her, it may be me :lol3
  16. D_A

    D_A Long timer

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    I'll admit that I cringe when I hear some people speak, but unless someone is utterly incomprehensible (or insists on speaking in "txt" speak) I wouldn't actually correct them like that. If they were utterly incomprehensible I probably wouldn't correct them either, since I'd have no idea what they were saying.
  17. duckslider

    duckslider unintentionaldrifter

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    ya obviously haven't heard me talk when I'm blotto.:lol3
  18. gsd4me

    gsd4me 90% bluff

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    If you tell the beak you are chaste, and he looks at your pregnant missus, he's not going to believe you. :rofl
  19. hunter_greyghost

    hunter_greyghost XS650 Allroads Traveller

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    I have!!!!, you old tent wrecker, hard to say who's funnier - you or Strudy :lol3
    Mind you - I've been known to do some preaching when I'm shitfaced !!! :freaky
    Cheers
    Baza
  20. duckslider

    duckslider unintentionaldrifter

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    G'day Baz.Yeah I have been known to fall down unintentionally on occassions.:1drinkbut I reckon Strudy's funnier:nod.................
    cause I can't remember.:lol3
    Rode out to Little Capertee campground at Newnes yesdee.bit of explorin':clap1st time I took a map:Dbut lost my effen readin' glasses!:becca