Aussie Off Topic Chat Thread

Discussion in 'Australia' started by nevgriff64, Mar 19, 2010.

  1. Doctor

    Doctor Banned

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    Thanx Fongy :freaky

    mmmm beer and rallies just go hand in hand :tb.....:lol3

    as for picking on noobs , i have better things to do :nod
  2. Doctor

    Doctor Banned

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    gday Barb :eek1
  3. BygDaddee

    BygDaddee Where do I get a pie

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    I must remember to add "Never type in white font" in the rant dot points for the next release. :D

    I went through uni with the moto anything more than 50% is a wasted effort, so the rest of the scoring I'm happy with.

  4. Phil_Fong

    Phil_Fong Over Regulated

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    I went to the University of Adelaide. :D




    had to drop some packages there for the science facility
  5. ciedema

    ciedema мотоциклист

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    • I like leaving the ABS on when riding in the dirt.
  6. Doctor

    Doctor Banned

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    how do i make a dot point :huh

    might just go and ride :lol3








    :lurk
  7. farcall

    farcall Long timer

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    I just wish Fallingoff used dot points.

    :lol3
  8. tHEtREV

    tHEtREV Captain Awesome... tEAM iDIOT.

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    Or whole sentences...:lol3
  9. gsd4me

    gsd4me 90% bluff

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    Or at least horizontal ones. :rofl
  10. Knackers

    Knackers Polishing Turds

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    Man I’ve had a gutful of the crap you read on forums that give people absolute rubbish advice.<?xml:namespace prefix = "o" ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:eek:ffice" /><o:p></o:p>
    I’ve collected a bunch of fantastic advice given and summarised it;<o:p></o:p>

    · Every bike is completely unreliable. They are when they break down<o:p></o:p>
    · No bikes gearbox is good enough. Super Enduro is superb<o:p></o:p>
    · Olive oil makes great engine oil. And lube for other activities<o:p></o:p>
    · If you don’t buy a KTM you must have rocks in your head. I wouldn't go that far, maybe just slightly retarded
    · You wasting your time going riding on a 250. Only if your mates catch you
    · The average guy will never get anything out of a bike unless he buys the latest race weapon. Most punters I know can't get the most out of a peewee 50
    · It can’t be good enough unless it’s got the latest specs, even though that was good enough 2 years ago when the last model came out. The SE will be the last model to come out until the end of the earth
    · If you do buy anything out of the ordinary expect to be ridiculed. Tell us what is was so we can all have a laugh<o:p></o:p>
    · It’s best for me, so it must be best for you, or you’re an idiot. You said it<o:p></o:p>
    · No one should cross the desert unless you’ve done it before. And you have a spot<o:p></o:p>
  11. Phil_Fong

    Phil_Fong Over Regulated

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    How do you know, Doctor ? :ear
  12. PBee

    PBee .

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    He has a facebook on all of us..
  13. PBee

    PBee .

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    Here, borrow this one

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  14. Phil_Fong

    Phil_Fong Over Regulated

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    I'm not on facebook.
  15. tHEtREV

    tHEtREV Captain Awesome... tEAM iDIOT.

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    I thought that he was just crap at Haiku at first...
  16. Doctor

    Doctor Banned

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    thanx mate that's a beaut dot point, i'll treasure it :lol3:lol3
  17. The Bigfella

    The Bigfella Big Adventurer

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    • a moto is a device with two wheels
    • a motto is a phrase encapsulating your beliefs
    • university degrees seem to have been cheapened
  18. BygDaddee

    BygDaddee Where do I get a pie

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    Your a genius :clap, grammar nazi, just what we need on here

    http://m.wikihow.com/Be-a-Grammar-Nazi

  19. Cruz

    Cruz Lost but laughing.

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    Bygdaddee left a dot point when the 690 hit a pebble and threw him over the handle bars. :deal

    White font = waste of time! :evil
  20. nevgriff64

    nevgriff64 ɹǝpun uʍop ɯoɹɟ buıppoɯ Super Moderator

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    Fixt. :1drink