AZ - Monkey F****** a Football Rally

Discussion in 'West – California, the desert southwest and whatev' started by Yardstick, Apr 12, 2012.

  1. Yardstick

    Yardstick Hydrophobic

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    Slowred, Refokus and I went to Crown King last weekend and saw this:

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    The scooters came up the back way from Lake Pleasant! This spawned the idea for a race to Crown King on scooters. Through some back and forth PMing it has evolved into something even more sinister. How about a Scooter & Mini/Pit-Bike race to Crown King? Small wheels and small engines! Bring what you have or find something cheap to race. Maybe a 150cc limit. Use this thread to discuss rules (if any). We're thinking a trophy at the Mill for the winner(s)! :D
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  2. DOD

    DOD idiot dirt rider

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    Rick already bought a bike for this.

    :lol3



    scooters up the back way. supercool.


    -dod
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  3. seabee1

    seabee1 we build, we fight

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    Would a Honda trail110 count even though it's got 16" wheels?
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  4. Yardstick

    Yardstick Hydrophobic

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    I was actually thinking about an upper limit of a 16" wheel.
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  5. cyberdos

    cyberdos Easy Bonus Loop

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    I'm in!

    make up some rules.

    I will break them anyway.

    WOOT!

    :clap


    I'm bring my son's XR50.
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  6. cyberdos

    cyberdos Easy Bonus Loop

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    you know what, I don't think it's fair for me to bust up his bike. and when a quick CL search nets me rides like this:

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    how could I not want to try it? :deal

    :rofl

    This is gonna be good.
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  7. Crashed Bad

    Crashed Bad Big man, little bike

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    It's quite a site, my goon ass in a racing tuck pinging it off the rev limiter in 6th gear and 100mph on the speedo!
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  8. cyberdos

    cyberdos Easy Bonus Loop

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    You're doing 100 in speedos? :huh

    I'm getting all kinds of ideas here for this race. :evil

    :lol3
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  9. Yardstick

    Yardstick Hydrophobic

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    I think you're already cheating. Isn't a mini-bike normal sized for you? :lol3
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  10. cyberdos

    cyberdos Easy Bonus Loop

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    :rofl

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  11. scottcolbath

    scottcolbath Long timer

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    This could be fun. I have one of these I could pull out of mothballs. Same color even.

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    S.C.
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  12. DOD

    DOD idiot dirt rider

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    Free Rollie!

    Low drag, high speed baby.



    -dod
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  13. 4play

    4play Next?

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    That does sound like fun, you guys should consider having a sweep in a 4wd truck to pick up the pieces.
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  14. Dillon@ZenMoto

    Dillon@ZenMoto falls down too much

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    im so in for this, i have a 1964 trail 90 i could get running
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  15. AZ TOM

    AZ TOM Long timer

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    Age classes?? The rider not the bike:D
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  16. pfdskipper

    pfdskipper Westside Trash

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    I believe I shall set me up a little roadside tienda, Mexico style :jose

    About two miles from the start.

    Going to have ass pads and ibuprofen overstocked!! :muutt:muutt

    Maybe even some of them rentable stunt midgets (I mean small folks) to finish the race for those completely ass shot riders, or those who no longer are motivated to finish!

    Just a thought............:1drink

    Should be a hoot, but I bet a bunch who start wont be anywheres close to CK when they finish. :deal
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  17. seabee1

    seabee1 we build, we fight

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    what are you talking about??? there's gonna be a chase truck or two. we'll ALL finish in crown king!:freaky
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  18. DR650SEDDY

    DR650SEDDY ride2discover

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    I have my money on Dillon:freaky& his machine.
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  19. utefan

    utefan Been here awhile

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    This sounds like a riot. I am bringing the boys CRF70. My fat butt will definately look like a monkey f***ing a football on that thing. I can feel the cramping in my hips already! :lol3
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  20. Slowred

    Slowred Been here awhile

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    Time to scour CL before everyone nabs all the"good" scooters.:rofl
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