Bards of the Bush Rally - 30th Nov - 1st Dec 2013

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  1. hunter_greyghost

    hunter_greyghost XS650 Allroads Traveller

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    Claiming the date for this year's Bards of the Bush poetry rally @ Micalong Creek, NSW.
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    Usual poetry, yarns [biggest bullshit award?] & other cultural things?
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    A laid-back rally on the banks of Micalong Creek, same as last year
    Cheers
    Baza
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  2. troy safari carpente

    troy safari carpente Team f5oolery

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    It's a long and arduous ride out to Micalong fella's... So best have your bikeshorts/undies prepared and readied in order for the big event! :gerg


    The ADVRiders ode to jockrash... :webers


    While out riding with your mates,
    you will surely hear,
    "Christ me jocks are ridin’ up!
    … can we stop for a beer!?"
    It's not as strange as it may seem,
    Though this some may refute.
    Jock itch is just a good excuse,
    to stop and splash the boots.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:eek:ffice" /><o:p></o:p>

    If you're out riding in the heat,
    I'm sure you’ve heard the news?
    That cream and talc gets messy;
    when it’s time for number two’s!
    Nylon shorts are NOT the go,
    to wick away the sweat.
    Old jocks don't work… they ride right up,
    on that I’m game to bet.<o:p></o:p>

    And then I found the savior, <o:p></o:p>
    for me weary aching crack.
    A pair of coolmax cyclin’ shorts,<o:p></o:p>
    with the paddin’ in the back.
    For there is nothing worser,<o:p></o:p>
    when your opening a gate,<o:p></o:p>
    than soggy cotton boxers
    all a-chafin’ up ya’ date!<o:p></o:p>


    Cycling-undies do the job,
    I’ll state with great relief.
    No more monkey-butt on yer arse,
    It’s pleasant beyond belief.
    Now don't ask me… for I don't know,
    Who came upon this role,
    I’m just glad to wear them,
    And so’s me poor a##hole. :nod
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  3. hunter_greyghost

    hunter_greyghost XS650 Allroads Traveller

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    G'day Troy, Clancy should be along soon I'd say :deal
    Hopefully it'll be as good as last year, even the local wildlife turned up for a look :freaky
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    couldn't get him to sing a song though :lol3
    Nice little ditty there old son :mully
    Cheers
    Baza
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  4. havafati

    havafati Yassdafarian

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    Will the Beard be needing a trim again this year???
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    One more of the 'burra. He's thinking "That jacket looks like a good place to shit" :lol3
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    Cheers
    Fati
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  5. hunter_greyghost

    hunter_greyghost XS650 Allroads Traveller

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    Leave my beard out of this, hasn't grown enough to trim, :eek1
    Bev decided she'd keep it trimmed short, think this has been forgotten lately with the cold weather, starting to look like the mad professor, haven't had a haircut for four months!!!! :clap
    Cheers
    Baza
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  6. Andrew2

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    Going to try and get there this year.
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  7. davorallyfan

    davorallyfan Commonist

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    Full body wax this year Baz

    :deal



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  8. havafati

    havafati Yassdafarian

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    Mate there is not enough wax in the world. :lol3

    Cheers
    Fati


    Sent from my iPhone using my thumb
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  9. troy safari carpente

    troy safari carpente Team f5oolery

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    Hmmmmm... :hmmmmm do you think there could be a market for mohair duct tape.... rrrriiiiiip! :huh
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  11. davorallyfan

    davorallyfan Commonist

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    Purple hair dye?
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  13. hunter_greyghost

    hunter_greyghost XS650 Allroads Traveller

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    It's gunna cost ya heaps you bastards, don't you know grey hair means wisedom, ah forget it, I'm definately not wise - hanging out with you lot, let alone riding an antique bike - definately not wise :lol3
    Cheers
    Baza
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  14. troy safari carpente

    troy safari carpente Team f5oolery

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  15. hunter_greyghost

    hunter_greyghost XS650 Allroads Traveller

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    Jeez Troy don't encourage DRF or 'fati, :freaky
    they're bad enough without giving them ideas!! :eek1
    Cheers
    Baza
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  16. davorallyfan

    davorallyfan Commonist

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    Blank canvass?

    I mean that in a nice way.
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  17. hunter_greyghost

    hunter_greyghost XS650 Allroads Traveller

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    Who you callin' blank?? :lol3
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  19. hunter_greyghost

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  20. hunter_greyghost

    hunter_greyghost XS650 Allroads Traveller

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    Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye, this is a bump :deal
    Cheers
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