Best thing you have heard while in a 'stich suit

Discussion in 'Equipment' started by beergut, Oct 2, 2012.

  1. beergut

    beergut Thumper

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    I was asked over the weekend "When did Carhartt start making overalls like that?"

    :rofl
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  2. HooliKen

    HooliKen Awesome is a flavor

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    Best thing I ever heard ABOUT someone in a stich suit was outside an IMS in DC about 10 years ago. From a sportbike rider.

    "He's wearing a H-Viz Stich..............let's kick his ass!" :D
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  3. Garp

    Garp Long timer

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    "Look Daddy! It's an astronaut"

    Overheard from a small kid in a rest area on I95.
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  4. Twilight Error

    Twilight Error Going nowhere slowly

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    In line at the grocery store the other day:

    Older lady: Excuse me, what do you do for a living?

    Me: Nuke test at EB (the submarine builder in town)

    OL: Ah. So the suit is for protection from radiation?

    M: Something like that.
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  5. rboett

    rboett posser noob 205

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    Harley dudes in a rural bar, Wisconsin, middle of hot summer, them laughing:

    " Hey, you come in on your snowmobile?" More laughing.

    Made me laugh too!:clap (actually not in a stich suit, but darien jacket and pants,,, but funny enough to share)
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  6. trailNtent

    trailNtent Been here awhile

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    At a fuel stop getting a drink.

    "Are you working on the road down there? What's taking so long with that?"
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  7. OaklandStrom

    OaklandStrom Long timer

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    10 year old Mexican kid with limited English skills:

    "I like your swim suit".
    I assume he was thinking "wet suit".
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  8. beergut

    beergut Thumper

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    Co-workers always give me shit...I see you wore your ghostbuster costume today!
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  9. hairsmith

    hairsmith Been here awhile

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    Happened to a friend of mine while having his safety inspection done on his GS at a HD stealer.

    Walking out after paying for the inspection past a small group of HD hangers on in his red stich.
    One said "man aren't you HOT" my friend stop turns to the group and said " I never thought of my self like that, but thanks for noticing !"
    He then turned and walked out. All the while the group was laughing at there buddy so hard he may have had to sell his HD vest.
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  10. Boondox

    Boondox Travels With Barley

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    Priceless! :lol3:lol3:lol3
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  11. Apertureguy

    Apertureguy Been here awhile

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    Walked into the office wearing helmet, gloves, etc..

    Co-worker sees me and asks..."Oh do you have a motorcycle?"

    My answer...."No, I am just really clumsy and the wife makes me wear all this."
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  12. DaymienRules

    DaymienRules Traffic target

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    In a red suit- "whats the coast guard doing so far inland?"
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  13. Mens Rea

    Mens Rea Been here awhile

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    My two daughters call my red 2-piece R/C the 'Santa suit.' I assure them that gifts are not forthcoming!
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  14. oz97tj

    oz97tj Been here awhile

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    While in Duluth about a month ago, my buddy and myself were cruising through town checking things out. We stopped at a ice cream place over looking the port to cool off a bit. While standing next to our bikes, a few kids 10 to 12 yrs old came along on their pedal bikes and said, "Nice suits" in that condescending way they are clearly making fun of you. It not what they said, but the fact that my buddy and I were made fun of by a 10 yr old kid riding his bike that made us laugh. It was a proud moment.




    We then chased the kid down and gave him a wedgie.:D
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  15. acap650

    acap650 acap650

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    My reply: "It's not the heat it's the stupidity."
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  16. Boondox

    Boondox Travels With Barley

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    I was wearing my red Onesie Stich while waiting for the light to change when a old woman in a car next to me rolled down her window, smiled at me, and said, "Nanu, nanu!"
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  17. patmo

    patmo Been here awhile

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    Co-workers......" hey, where's the fire?"
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  18. Greg MacD

    Greg MacD Been here awhile

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    Made me laugh, we flew into Houston TX for lunch, kid behind the counter asked what we all did (we were wearing flight suits, clearly marked US Coast Guard)......so we told him that we were in the USCG, and that we were heading back to Mobile Alabama after lunch....said it was about an hour or so to get back home, then after an uncomfortable pause and a blank stare, he asked "Dude, what kind of boat are you guys on?"
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  19. levain

    levain STILL Jim Williams

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    :rofl We have a winner:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap
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  20. BigDogAdventures

    BigDogAdventures Fart Letter

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    Nope--------mines better.

    Years ago I was in a very small town parked in front of the old Courthouse----like all small towns have-----standing there admiring the old building ---next to my R100GSPD------in my stitch.

    A car full of really cute high school girls pulls up with the windows down and very cutely---with some British accent----- and says......

    "Pardon me sir-----But would you happen to have a bit of Grey Poupon"

    And they sped off-----laughing their ass off.
    That's when I finally realized------------I'm old.

    BigDog
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