Best thing you have heard while in a 'stich suit

Discussion in 'Equipment' started by beergut, Oct 2, 2012.

  1. HelmetHead Cycle

    HelmetHead Cycle Been here awhile

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    "Nice looking Darth Vader outfit."
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  2. marior97

    marior97 marior97

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    How much to train my 2 year old Rottweiler?
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  3. beergut

    beergut Thumper

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    This thread makes me like my 'stich even more. :rofl
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  4. jbhawley

    jbhawley WTF- Gus?

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    I know most of us 'Stich wearers hear the "fire dept" comments all the time.

    I am a volunteer fireman. Have been for 20 years/
    I ride every day...every where...
    My full time job is IT work at a bank.

    Every day I wear my hi-viz onesy to work and hang it on my cube wall during the day. Last week the bank's CEO made his yearly walk-through and mingle with the underlings visit...

    He gets to my desk, I politely stand up and greet him.
    He ask while starring at my suit on the cube wall...

    "Are you a fireman?"

    "Why yes I am"

    crickets...
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    crickets...I mean at least 8 or 10 seconds of him looking at me and then back at the suit.

    "Nice to see you today. Keep up the good work"
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  5. bigdon

    bigdon Long timer

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    Old Lady at Convenience Store, You look Hot in that!

    Me, You should see me in a Thong! :D
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  6. cjbiker

    cjbiker Nobody's Robot

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    Maybe it's because I live in Maine, but everyone seems to think I'm wearing a snowmobile suit. Usually it's something like "kind of hot for the snowmobile suit, isn't it?"

    The best was on a chilly day last November when I was walking from the office to the parking garage and a very drunk bum staggered up and said "Hey, give me your snow suit, I'm homeless!" :rofl
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  7. 10/10ths

    10/10ths Road Trip Fool

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    ...."are you a space man?" and "are you a pilot?". All The Time.

    When I get the, "are you hot in that thing?", I tell them its "air conditioned" and they ask, "Where do you plug the air conditioner in?"

    I love watching people freak out about my 'stich one piece Roadcrafter.
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  8. moymurfs

    moymurfs Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!

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    Wife : (laughing)..Oh my, you look like a Power Ranger !

    Me: And you look like you're out of the kitchen !

    wife : :ken
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  9. Joey Stalin

    Joey Stalin Been here awhile

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    Strange. I thought you said yours was better. Where's the funny part?
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  10. Goldburg

    Goldburg Been here awhile

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    Boonbox's was funnier...just sayin'...:D
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  11. NJ Moto

    NJ Moto Long timer

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    Best thread ever..
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  12. davsato

    davsato Been here awhile

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    i must be too, i AM British, and i dont get it.
    crappy gray suit?
    or mustard colour?
    nope, dont get it. thats the sort of thing my 14yr old comes out with all the time.
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  13. Emperor Norton

    Emperor Norton Kilroy was here

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    It's from an old commercial for Dijon mustard.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itHhhYxqSSE
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  14. bob393

    bob393 Been here awhile

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    this isn't exactly what you had in mind but I was shopping and a little old lady came over to me,
    leaned in and whispered
    "when I was your age we road Harleys"
    I was speechless so I said that's a good bike too.
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  15. ultane

    ultane sqeezin the bag

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    I had just pulled into Costco to fill up Gretchen's 9 gallon tank, and was having a conversation with a guy in a cage who liked Gretchen's looks.

    A 'dude' on a hardley pulled up 2 bays over. Gave his hardley the obligatory blip. Got off his bike, took off his fingerless gloves, and his do-rag. He also had assless chaps, plaid shirt, leather vest (with tassles), and the funny looking square toed hardley boots. He promptly asked(yelled), "How come all you BMW riders dress up like astronauts?" We ignored him..... as did everyone else. :norton

    Just before he left, I yelled over at him, "Hey! How come all you harley dudes always dress up like the freaking village people?"

    He was :boid
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  16. ecubed

    ecubed LFC Cat

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    Everyone: "ain't you hot in that thing?" :huh
    Me: "Why yes I am, thanks for asking...I don't dress for the ride, I dress for the fall" :evil

    The good news is I am wearing my rainsuit.....the bad news is I am wearing my rainsuit. :lol3

    My brother: "It's an Aerostitch Rally and everyone is riding BMW's" :freaky
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  17. tommymerle

    tommymerle advwanabee

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    thanks for all the laughs. Now if I can just remember some of these next time.
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  18. Krazyjohnny

    Krazyjohnny Been here awhile

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    This is similar to some of the others, but here it goes...

    Guy on Harley in shorts and flip flops asks "Isn't all that gear uncomfortable?", my reply "You not remember how bad it hurt when you wrecked your Big Wheel?"
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  19. EarthRooster

    EarthRooster n00b

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    Now THAT is friggin hilarious! LMAO! :D
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  20. Alleycatdad

    Alleycatdad Unbunch yer panties!

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    Two small girls approached hand-in-hand as I was gearing up ouside work one day, the bigger one looked about six.

    Stood quietly as I unlocked the bike, etc. I finally ventured a, "Hi"

    The larger, nudged by the smaller, cleared her throat, looked up at me, and asked:

    "Are you REALLY a Power Ranger?"

    I smiled and replied, "Only on tuesdays."

    Without a word they turned, and still hand-in-hand began to walk away.

    Smaller to larger....."Told you!"

    Larger to smaller: "shows what you know. It's Wednesday!"

    True story!

    Steve
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