Best thing you have heard while in a 'stich suit

Discussion in 'Equipment' started by beergut, Oct 2, 2012.

  1. Hennepinboy

    Hennepinboy Have battery will travel.

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    A young nurse at the hospital were I am employeed ask me what type of suit I was wearing. I told here about Aerositch riding suit and at the end I said I wear the suit becuase " Chicks dig it" She looked at me and said, " I don't thinks so".
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  2. Motomedic

    Motomedic Long timer

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    Girl at coffee shop: "why do you wear that?"

    me: "I'm allergic to asphalt"

    Girl (w/blank look) : "I never heard of anyone allergic to asphalt"

    me:"Yeah, every time I land on it I get this nasty rash..."



    :drums
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  3. Alleycatdad

    Alleycatdad Unbunch yer panties!

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    :rofl:rofl:rofl

    Stolen! Used it already this AM...

    S
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  4. AlanCT

    AlanCT The Byronic Man

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    "You look like a douchebag in that suit."

    "I can easily remove it and I no longer look like a douchebag. What do you do, sir?"
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  5. red clay

    red clay Adventurer

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    November, Death valley, California. I'm wearing a pair of gore-tex bibs outside of the gas station when the lady asked: "So where does a man go trout fishing around here?"
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  6. BeeMaa

    BeeMaa Hack Pilot

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    Gotten a similar one with Star Wars reference.

    Two kids called us Stormtroopers outside a grocery store.
    I will assume they meant Star Wars and not German Nazis...but we were in the sidecar so who knows.
    Their mother told them to stop staring.

    Gotta love it.
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