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Discussion in 'Australia' started by slowbike smallpenis, Dec 18, 2017.
I see some posturing going on in here - lots of back room negotiations possible ..
Ha ha the original Fred.... no negotiations, mods decision is random, ya fuggin caaaaaarnts !
No none of the above options?
I figured that was the cream of the crop Lent
^ One of them IS already a mod .
Is this a smoke screen Mark , You seem to be on the puter most of the time ?
Only during working hours OFBM
What happened to fuck loaded ?
Hahaha, the SBSP "pustch", or "The night of the Long Schlongs". Do we get hats with "Let's Make ADV Great Again" on em?
Any of the old farts crowing about leaving work and becoming unemployed/able?
SBSP: Please, please good people. I am in bad taste. Who wisheth to mod thy forum?
Inmate: No one WANTS to...
SBSP: Then who is to be our new overlord?
Inmate: We don't want a new overlord... we likes the one's we got...
DENNIS: I told you. We're an anebrio-cynicist cyber-commune. We’d kind'a rather take it in turns to act as a sort of executive bystander of the week.
DENNIS: But all the non-decisions of the bystanders would have to be ratified at a special bi-annual poll.
SBSP: Yes, I see.
DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely infernal affairs...
SBSP: Be quiet!
DENNIS: --but by a two-thirds majority for anything involving a case of beer--
SBSP: Be quiet! I order you to cease and desist!
Inmate: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?
SBSP: I am the new mod poll bearer ! (it’s only a little pole )
Inmate: Well, I didn't vote for a new mod poll.
SBSP: You don't vote for mods in a poll...
WOMAN: Well, 'ow do you become one then?
SBSP: The Baldy of Waindigo , [angels sing] his arm clad in the purest of silicone valley polyester, held aloft Xenforo from the bowells of the interwebby, signifying by pure coincidence that some other poor unexpecting bastard was to carry the burden. [singing stops] That is why we have the admins!
DENNIS: Listen -- strange men lurking about the internet distributing passwords is the basis for an Asylum...? Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical cyber ceremony.
SBSP: Be quiet! That’s why there is to be a poll!
DENNIS: Can we expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some IT twat threw a keyboard at you!
SBSP: I know… Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was Rupert Murdock just because some jumped up copy boy tossed a Sydney Morning Herald at me… they'd put me away!
SBSP: Shut up! That's how it works... Will you just shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the peril inherent in the system.
SBSP: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the peril inherent in the system! --- HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!
SBSP: Bloody Philistines!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that, eh?.... That's what I'm on about -- that's 'ow it starts... did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?
How do you know he's a Mod? He hasn't got shit all over him....
Got your PM begging to become a Mod - thanks SBSP.
I'll give it plenty of thought and let you know the result shortly.
Results are in - "NO".
Now young EvilKeneville you know what happens when you tell fibs - do we need to bring out the long black discipline thingy again
Colin (loaded) is Scottish - he has enough issues
Fred Gassit for the win!
No feminine choices either
wassup with that ?
I voted for Mouse, he's an old woman isn't he?
They tried the Girly thing with Nev - Nuff said
You can see it's snowing again in Norwegia, can't you?