I blew a head gasket on my R1150RT bombing down I-30 at 100 mph. At least, that's my best guess as to what happened; it's definitely running on just one cylinder. Did you ever accidentally start the bike with the oil filler plug off? It sounds like that, just worse. I have my tools, and I feel capable of doing the job myself, but I purchased an aftermarket warranty with the bike, and this is a good time to get something out of that. It would be great if someone could store some things off the bike for me for a couple of days, so I can hitch hike home and get my other motorcycle, without worrying about the safety of the gear on this one.