BMW Rider's first day on the golf course 2005

Discussion in 'Sports' started by freaking RT, Apr 22, 2005.

  1. freaking RT

    freaking RT will golf for food

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    It was a sunny morning, a little before 8.00am, on the first hole of a busy course and he was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loud speaker.

    "Would the gentleman on the women's tee back up to the men's tee please!!"

    He could feel every eye on the course looking at him. He was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.

    Again the announcement,


    "Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee."

    He simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled:

    "WOULD! THE MAN ON THE WOMEN'S TEE BACK UP TO THE MEN'S TEE, PLEASE!!!"

    He finally stopped, turned, cupped his hands and shouted back...
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    "WOULD THE ASSHOLE WITH THE MICROPHONE KINDLY KEEP QUIET AND LET ME PLAY MY SECOND SHOT!!!"
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  2. toothy

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    *I'd like another Jello Pudding Pop now, please.
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  3. Bert

    Bert Fair / Balanced

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  4. Rider

    Rider Moderator Emeritus Super Moderator

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    What can I say? Golf's not my strong point. :cry :dunno

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  5. Linzi

    Linzi Crazy Plott Lady

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    Women have a closer tee than the men? What kind of bullshit is that?
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  6. Quigley

    Quigley Seldom Dropped Adventurer

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    Are you sure that's not yourself you're talking about???????
    Notice the 'red T-box' marker!

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  7. Retro

    Retro Just the Facts Ma'am Super Moderator

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    Men designed the course. We like to watch you girls wiggle it before you swing. :D

    It's only because we can't get enough of you. :evil

















    Well..........that, and if we didn't give ya'll and edge, you'd just nag, nag, nag about it.
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  8. Augie

    Augie Nincompoop

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    Thats the way the game is played.
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  9. Rider

    Rider Moderator Emeritus Super Moderator

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  10. AnnieGS

    AnnieGS Namasté, bitches!

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    Men absolutely hate it when a woman makes a nice long drive from the "men's tee."
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  11. freaking RT

    freaking RT will golf for food

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    nice photoshop work :D :lol2

    that photo was at Myrtle Beach, at the Legends, on the Moorland course. I always play the black tees there. :D
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  12. Quigley

    Quigley Seldom Dropped Adventurer

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    Yeah, and I believe you like I believe the Devil! :lol3

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  13. rtrider

    rtrider Lost

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    he wasnt implying it was your first shot :lol3
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  14. freaking RT

    freaking RT will golf for food

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    btw, where did Baldy move the pics of the boys and girls of Jo Momma? :lol2
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  15. Quigley

    Quigley Seldom Dropped Adventurer

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  16. freaking RT

    freaking RT will golf for food

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    I don't. let's play some golf :D bring $$ :D
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  17. freaking RT

    freaking RT will golf for food

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    I went looking for the original pic :D couldn't find that old thread :D
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  18. Bert

    Bert Fair / Balanced

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    Seems to me I remember you said you were a 4 or something like that. That post pretty much confirms it.
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  19. freaking RT

    freaking RT will golf for food

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    :D will golf for food :D :evil
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  20. Bert

    Bert Fair / Balanced

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    Long ago and far away I was a 6. I'd make a good...







    caddy, now.
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