It was a sunny morning, a little before 8.00am, on the first hole of a busy course and he was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loud speaker. "Would the gentleman on the women's tee back up to the men's tee please!!" He could feel every eye on the course looking at him. He was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement, "Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee." He simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled: "WOULD! THE MAN ON THE WOMEN'S TEE BACK UP TO THE MEN'S TEE, PLEASE!!!" He finally stopped, turned, cupped his hands and shouted back... ............................. *--- *---- *----- *----- "WOULD THE ASSHOLE WITH THE MICROPHONE KINDLY KEEP QUIET AND LET ME PLAY MY SECOND SHOT!!!"