Cleveland National Forest Report

Discussion in 'West – California, the desert southwest and whatev' started by Mike Mike Motorbike, Aug 19, 2007.

  1. notmybikemodelname

    notmybikemodelname KOTW is a myth!

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    That's a good story, have another one?
    Who the fuck are you kidding, there's not a single person on this thread who will say that "CNF rules". If someone does, it's only because they've never ridden anywhere else. And if thats the case then for them it does, and so be it.

    But..............................................................

    I've said it a million times and I'll say it a million more................CNF SUCKS!,CNF SUCKS!,CNF SUCKS!,CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!,CNF SUCKS!,CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!CNF SUCKS!

    However, being that it is so close for many of us, when we only have a few hours to ride, or just want to hang with some buddies and and have a few malty beverages it's an easy fix. So, since I've been riding and offroading there since waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before many of you ever placed your ass on an MC seat, I will instead choose not to eat shit, AND I will continue to ride there when it's the only option. AND, I will still say that CNF SUCKS!

    You see, like you exercsing your right to carry a weapon (legally) and your right to free speech, we all maintain those rights as well. However, most exercise them without telling people to belly on up to the poop buffet. And if you choose to do that, then that's your right.

    As for your 2nd Amendment rights, those who possess power have no need to advertise it. :deal

    Most, but not all.





    Here's the deal you guys....................Most of you were not around a few years back when we all started saying stupid things on here like it was our own personal tin can and string telephone and no one could hear us. But, many of the LEO that patrol that area montior this thread. Do what you want, and say what you want, but be smart about it.

    Our stupidity a few years back ended up with 13 of us pulled over by 12 the LEO at 9:00pm one night just past the creek crossing at Maple Springs. It was a total staged bust due to our stupidity and talking on here. We were held for at least one hour while they searched us and probed our exhaust pipes :eek1 for spark arrestors. R

    Ride where you want, drink and smoke what you want, whack off under the moon for all I care, just don't let your hooligan attitudes ruin it for everyone. Yes, I know this sounds weird coming from me.................
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  2. Fat Nelly

    Fat Nelly Complete Dickhead

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    Rob's right. we need to quit talking about what we do and when we ride the mountain. Keep all future rides to PM or by phone. We should only use this thread to talk sh1t about CNF, flinging poo and to give each other grief once and a while.
  3. notmybikemodelname

    notmybikemodelname KOTW is a myth!

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    That's a good story, have another one?
    Now you're talking.............:clap
  4. JeffS77

    JeffS77 cheap bastard

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    god damn Rob I actually agree with you for once :lol3

    what you said was what is what I was trying to get across...maybe I need to be more blunt next time. so much I can learn from you assholes :lol3
  5. Burmshot

    Burmshot Born to ride

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    That was said perfectly Rob:beer. I think the best part of the story was when you said " CNF SUCKS " :clap
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    Cannabinoid Banned

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  7. bigtodd

    bigtodd Hi, wanna ride?

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    Wow, I've been riding out in the desert too long ... the CNF is blowing up. Guess I better put the Armageddon Gear on the GS for the next time I head up there.
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    Cannabinoid Banned

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  9. hbmichael

    hbmichael Been here awhile

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    Three blind mice
    See how the run
    They all ran after the farmers wife
    She cut off their tails with a butcher knife
    Have you ever seen such a sight in your life
    Three blind mice.......

    Im baised.....I love the Cleveland National Forest.......But I guess Ive always marched to my own drum beat
  10. Fasteddie92882

    Fasteddie92882 backinthesaddle

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    I couldn't agree more.

    Cnf is not the enduro cross, nor is it the best place to ride.
    But so many use it so often, and yet have so little respect for it.
    I just don't want it closed.
    As for the advertising part about packing heat.
    It is indeed never advertised, as none of you know me, and from the hostility I am not sure i care to make it otherwise.
    A CCW is just that you never know I have it or that others do as well, that is merely the point.
    For you cnf suck, great, for me I'll take it anyday I can get a chance. Yes you are entitled to your opinions, I just would never ride in a place I hated so much.
  11. Fasteddie92882

    Fasteddie92882 backinthesaddle

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    My eat shit comment may have been out of line.
    My apologies to the masses.
    I got into this sport to tool around, have some drinks, tell a few way too big stories, and just chill out.
    Right in my back yard :)
  12. Fat Nelly

    Fat Nelly Complete Dickhead

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    Fasteddie. You sound like you would fit in perfectly with the CNF doesn't really suck crew. Thats our new name CNFDRSC. You should really join us sometime. CNF has it's goods and bads but during the night it shows a whole new face.


    We can talk more about Poo to lighten the mood. Everybody can find humor in Poo.
    Rob, find some more Poo videos, I know you have some...
  13. Fasteddie92882

    Fasteddie92882 backinthesaddle

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    I think we should get T-shirts
  14. ffr2370

    ffr2370 Been here awhile

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    Is the gate open?
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  16. GoNOW

    GoNOW Long timer

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    Are all the gates closed? I am thinking of heading up Monday, and need a gate status check from anyone heading up this weekend.
    Or are we closed for rain until dear fart blows dust again.
  17. Off Limits

    Off Limits Banned

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    It's the clerical local on strike to protect the future. They are our sister local and we just simply wont cross the picket line. The fucking news says the whole port is shut down but it's reAlly only 75 percent. We are trying to save good jobs and stop outsourcing. The shipping companies make billions and would rather pay wal mart wages to its workers.
  18. ffr2370

    ffr2370 Been here awhile

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    The mountain had a half inch of rain this week. Until a solution for global warming is found the CNF will remain locked up to prevent anyone from the entitlement society slipping on a wet leaf and calling 911 expecting a ranger to leave his deserved spank-o-thon and drive up and rescue the stranded. The CNF strategy to lock all gates at any sign of moisture allows unInterupted ranger spank-o-thons and prevents the weak from hurting themselves. :D
  19. herrhelmet

    herrhelmet A Serious Man

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