Cleveland National Forest Report

Discussion in 'West – California, the desert southwest and whatev' started by Mike Mike Motorbike, Aug 19, 2007.

  1. Fat Nelly

    Fat Nelly Complete Dickhead

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    I dance with Suzi everytime I pull her back up the cliff she likes to fall off! And it's a pretty crappy dance. It's like comparing a Fat Girl to a Attractive Hot Girl. The fat one takes it like a champ, never says it hurts but your always happier with the Hot Girl when you can throw her around or get into tight places without any overlap. You just have to pay for a little maintenance instead of throwing her a cheesburger and calling it good.
  2. theGrinch

    theGrinch SNF Dream Riders

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    and how much (extra I can do without) does she weigh?

    :freaky

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  3. hbmichael

    hbmichael Been here awhile

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    360 pounds.....And yes Fat Nelly, thank you for helping to pick her fat ass up! Ill order an extra cheeseburger for you!
    Great times again!
  4. hbmichael

    hbmichael Been here awhile

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    And I agree....she aint hot....And I will work my way up to that hot KTM....in the mean time...Ill abuse Ole Suzi...and shell abuse me too!!!!
  5. pcvance

    pcvance Walk Verplank

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    Nice comparison Nelly, Paying for a little maintenance is well worth it!
    The big fat girls won't go half the places the hot one goes...
    DR=fat girl. KTM=hot girl .
  6. hbmichael

    hbmichael Been here awhile

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    Youd be surprised just how damn determined I can be with that big fat girl.....Big girls need love too!
  7. Off Limits

    Off Limits Banned

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    My fatsuzi likes passing those hot ktm supermodels. But then again my tore up yami really likes to beat some Austrian ass.
  8. pcvance

    pcvance Walk Verplank

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    Yes Michael,
    And you'd be surprised how much more fun you can have with the hot one vs the fat one.:rayof

    I have a fat one too, hasnt been ridden much the last two years.:cry
  9. pcvance

    pcvance Walk Verplank

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    Dang Rice burners, LOL:lol3
  10. Fat Nelly

    Fat Nelly Complete Dickhead

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    I'll help you with that fat girl anytime. She has been in some places youd never thought you'd see a fat girl. As long as she shows up to the dance she is always welcome.
  11. notmybikemodelname

    notmybikemodelname KOTW is a myth!

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    That's a good story, have another one?
    Did some correcting for you.

    You're going to the wrong places boy! Maybe three hours combined drive time, but if you leave early and ride for 10 hours of good stuff, you miss the traffic coming home. Who the fuck rides OHV areas anyways if you don't have to? :huh

    You need to get out for a few days at a time, not just a few hours.
  12. sealsam

    sealsam Sam...I am.

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    That's what Maple looked like 3 hours ago...

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  13. Fasteddie92882

    Fasteddie92882 backinthesaddle

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    Anyone know or been to the Skyline gate to see if the reality of the lock out has actually occurred?

    If so looks like Im left with Bedford or Indian Truck for the close rides!


    CNFDRSC for life!!:freaky
  14. Fasteddie92882

    Fasteddie92882 backinthesaddle

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    Sorry late bloomer! Were are you guys at?


  15. socalrc31

    socalrc31 Been here awhile

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    Yes - Lock was changed Jan 2... Check your PM.
  16. theGrinch

    theGrinch SNF Dream Riders

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    With the lock change can we turn in our old key to get new one?
    Thanks

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  17. socalrc31

    socalrc31 Been here awhile

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    Not unless you have a specific reason for being up there... Work, Own Property, etc... Riding dirt bikes doesn’t cut it anymore... They will give you your deposit back but you have to submit a letter to Riverside County and it's at their discretion…<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:eek:ffice" /><o:p></o:p>
    Don't flame me - I'm just relaying the info :D
  18. M1Jeep

    M1Jeep Long timer

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    Our government hard at work. :rolleyes
  19. Desertdweller

    Desertdweller Adventurer

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    The lock was changed to limit the number of key holders to those that have to do business in CNF. Too many people were leaving the gate open, and the residences nearby got pissed and complained to local govt agencies about neighborhood disturbances by those using the CNF. I say tough shit for the residences, as everyone has a right to visit the CNF. But they won. It's a case of a few idiots screwing it up for everyone.
  20. theGrinch

    theGrinch SNF Dream Riders

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    The problem is the idiots were not bikers but dumb shits in cages, I'll just go around.

    no-one won, everyone loses when things get closed.

    fences make good neighbors yeah right.

    :freaky

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