Clowns of the West

Discussion in 'West – California, the desert southwest and whatev' started by herrhelmet, Oct 18, 2010.

  1. herrhelmet

    herrhelmet A Serious Man

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    Sometime after April Fools Day we'll give more specific location of the campsite, some directions more info, etc. etc. etc.
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  2. JeffS77

    JeffS77 cheap bastard

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  3. notmybikemodelname

    notmybikemodelname KOTW is a myth!

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    That's a good story, have another one?
    Woot woot!

    I think I have my ride all picked out:freaky and it will cost me less than $100.:D

    I have the course all figured too. It includes two bars and one brewery stop.
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  4. Klammer

    Klammer Old and Grumpy

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    Could it be Jawbone, Whitehorse and Mojave Brewing Co.?:freaky
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  5. notmybikemodelname

    notmybikemodelname KOTW is a myth!

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    That's a good story, have another one?
    Could be one........or all :freaky

    We have very KotW supportive friends at Jawbone now, so..................
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  6. Windrat

    Windrat just a poser

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    I thought you where building a ktm.... Rob :bert

    there's a few clown's in this place thank's for the GIGGLE :rofl
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  7. notmybikemodelname

    notmybikemodelname KOTW is a myth!

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    That's a good story, have another one?
    The KTM/Husaberg/G450X/?/?/? will wait a while.

    I'm going to get whatever will be the best for KotW: THE REMIX:lol3 . Most likely something in the 300-450 range.:deal Maybe the CRF will be it.................
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  8. riceless

    riceless Let's Ride!

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    Really diggin' the poster! Reminds me of the Rob Zombie movie, "Night of a Thousand Corpses".

    :thumbup
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  9. herrhelmet

    herrhelmet A Serious Man

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  10. notmybikemodelname

    notmybikemodelname KOTW is a myth!

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    airborndad Long timer

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    IT's gonna be good
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  12. NSFW

    NSFW basecamp4adv

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    this is going to be interesting and FUN!.....:clap
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  13. notmybikemodelname

    notmybikemodelname KOTW is a myth!

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    So you're IN, right?
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  14. dunerat

    dunerat WTF?

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    Got my ride, under 100 ducks.....
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  15. herrhelmet

    herrhelmet A Serious Man

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    All we can say is if you thought "Kings of the West" was a mindfuck this is your ride.:lol3
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  16. notmybikemodelname

    notmybikemodelname KOTW is a myth!

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    Jim and I are thinking this.

    A weekend in the month of &*%4, 2011.
    Everyone show up with whatever you want to ride, with the idea being it should be old, small cc's, rusty, dirty, funny and possibly have missile launchers and a bicycle horn. Extra points added for a poodle or rubber porn sheep that is dressed the same way as you.

    You must have a costume. We will arrive at a predetermined location, informally talk about a course, which will include no less than three checkpoints that will be either a bar, brewery or restaurant/bar.

    The challenge will not to be the first one there, but to be the first super scary/funny/odd group of riders to show up and drink a bunch and then disappear back into the desert. I would say that our overall average speed will be no more than 15-20mph.

    We will do this where green sticker bikes are allowed. :clap

    Basically, this is all about drinking.......
    and motorcycles........shitty ones...................and clowns, because they're funny................................................................................................but mainly about drinking.
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  17. herrhelmet

    herrhelmet A Serious Man

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    2 Other things.... I mean 3 other things...

    1. If you choose to wear a bra during the ride you have to fill it with your own man bags if you are a guy. No fakies. I know some of us are pushing D cups. This rule applies to both sexes.

    2. You can choose to bring a bigger / better bike, but we will make you carry more beer, fuel etc. But you can't ride with us without a costume.

    3. We will hopefully be showing the Kings of the West movie in whatever form it is at the time.
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  18. JeffS77

    JeffS77 cheap bastard

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    ok so whos wearing the assless chaps?? :lol3:lol3:lol3



    count me in
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  19. herrhelmet

    herrhelmet A Serious Man

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    Space available for you....:clap
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  20. notmybikemodelname

    notmybikemodelname KOTW is a myth!

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    I found some video footage of our event from last year.

    <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PS7Ne0EUIxM?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PS7Ne0EUIxM?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>
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