Craigslists: "Dumbass of the week" Nominee

Maybe not the dumbest

https://reno.craigslist.org/fb/rno/mcy/6013260590

115k miles??? 'Excellent' condition.. and the price...

115k miles on a XRL? True Iron Butt!

that looks like it was a nice bike before he "overhauled" it!

Oh the humanity!......


https://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/mcy/6013257861.html

1989 Honda Hawk GT - $1500 (Poughkeepsie)



Hawk GT, Bros, RC31
647cc Four-stroke V-Twin
In great shape - A lot of aftermarket and custom parts. I purchased the bike like this so I don't know the brands for every part but I know that many of it is custom. I knew the owner personally and this was babied.

Always Garaged *
Ran Strong before stored last year. I haven't been able to start it because it needs a battery and some normal tuning such as the carb cleaned I'm sure* Aftermarket Pipe *
Aftermarket Shock... I think Fox*
Aluminum box frame*
Single sided swing arm* HiperForm seat mount That alone is $200*
Absolutely brand new tires ridden less than 20 miles. That was $700*
Aftermarket Clip Ons*
Buell Headlight Cowl*
Clean title*


Minor scratches and wear and tear that would be expected. The bike has never been crashed.

The Bad: Its not running but ran super nice before storage. It has a few custom things to finish... The seat and the headlight. But both function fine just not Top Quality.

The Good: Great shape for its age! A ton of extras!
This is a steal if you know what the bike is and are willing to do the minor TLC.

$1500 is an amazing price so don't expect me to respond to low ball offers.

Must be awesome tires....or was it the 20 mile ride that cost $700*?

https://billings.craigslist.org/mcy/6011581167.html


Cbx 1000 adult owned and searching for a new home. It's a very rare bike and is in good conditon. No it's not perfect, but with some love you will have a show bike, with only 13,000 orginal miles There are newer bikes on the road that has more miles. Asking $12,500 O.B.O. If you have interest please contact

Somebody's been drinking the TV auction koolaid.

another one from Peoria!
"I would love to trade it for another bike". I bet you would!

https://peoria.craigslist.org/mcy/6013933728.html

Motorcycle 83 Yamaha rx50 midnight special for trade for motorcycle - $1000 (Peoria)

1983 Yamaha rx50

condition: good
fuel: gas
paint color: black
transmission: manual

Needs battery, gas and oil to run. It is a 2 stroke, so oil must be mixed in gas and in oil tank. I just painted it flat black this year. Hasn't seen the road since. It's a 50cc perfect for a first time rider, or for female riders. I would love to trade it for another bike

Y'know, if some ten-thumbed bobberhead mutilates a beater KZ440 or something, it doesn't bother me much. But the CBX was a landmark in the history of motorcycles, and as such should be preserved and cherished, not bent over a barrel and cornholed with a rat-tail file and a Skil saw. This one might still be rescued, but only if you can get it away in time from the mental patient who thinks a missing front fender and tail section, a JC Whitney exhaust, and the handlebars mounted under the top clamp for who knows what reason constitutes "good condition", and who's asking at least four times what the bike is worth.

Depends on your definition of "Adult" I guess.

Great string of loser bikes!
Or bikes owned by losers I should say.
And some great comments too

Many of the bikes posted on this thread could be saved, some aren't worth trying to save, and some should be publicly destroyed as a public service.

Here's another one of those ridiculous CM400 Honda based 'bobbers'... but this one is a Honda-Harley and is 24k gold plated!!

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/mcy/6014288986.html

Why do they base these bikes around CM400 Honda motors? Yeah, they're cheap and reliable, but they don't really say 'bobber' to me...?

I just threw up in my mouth...

I sent him a email to ask about the 450cc VW engine.

"this thing turns heads and people will ask a lot of questions"

He is absolutely right--just not in the way he thinks.

I only have one question for him: "wtf were you thinking!!!!?????"

The good old "classic" CM400. Non running. No mention of title. Less than 150 miles on the 20 year old tire.

1981 Honda CM400e - $800 (Des Moines) hide this posting









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make / manufacturer: Honda
model name / number: CM400e

Currently not running. Probably just needs a carb cleaning. Less than 150 miles on rear tire.

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Hurry up, rush and buy this "classic" (all 1980's bike are classic and collectible in case you didn't know). Price will increase more, as he hack saws more shit off.

1980 Honda CX500 Cafe - $2000 (West Des Moines) hide this posting
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1980 honda cx500

engine displacement (CC): 500
fuel: gas
odometer: 42212
transmission: manual

Selling my 1980 Honda CX500 Cafe racer. I'm definitely not done with the aesthetics yet, but I'm seeing if anyone is interested in buying before I do more. When I do more, the price will definitely increase.

This bike was completely went through approx. 2 years ago. I've done all fluids, oil change, oil filters, etc. this past October 2016. Excellent bike, the throttle cable isn't as smooth as I want it yet. After swapping the bars to a lower position, it created a bit of tension in the line, plus being original it's stiff from that, too.

I've included pictures of what it can and will look like, so if you're interested in buying now I have everything set forward (plan, parts, website instructions). There's a huge community out there that flips these bikes especially. What makes them great is that they're liquid cooled (radiator), it's shaft driven so it stands the test of time, they're super light, great learner bikes, and especially fun for the advanced rider. I made a quick video of the progress so far, as well as a ride of it. Youtube link:

I'm asking $2100 right now, shoot me an offer. Worst I can say is no! Thanks

I had one of these in the 80's. Got it free, which was too much. This thing was an obsolete pig-dog when brand new. Now it's a classic.

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Kawasaki KL250

condition: good
fuel: gas
paint color: red
title status: clean
transmission: manual

Have a an enduro for sale. Tires are in good shape and it only has 2100 miles on it. Street legal, 4 stroke that is great on gas. Kick start only with title in hand. Nothing needed to ride like others on CL. Spring has sprung and it's time to get out and ride! $1250 OBO
No emails please, either text or call. I do not check email often. Also, I am not falling for your shipping scams so please save us all and keep on fishing elsewhere!!

$2895????

CT-70 1972 Honda Trail 70 CT70 - $2895 (Boone) hide this posting
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Honda CT70

fuel: gas
transmission: manual

Very nice CT-70 for sale. I put a new carbureator on it today. and it runs very well. 4 speed clutch model. Have Title. Asking $2895 or offer. Call 515-2O3-6283 for more details.

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I am always pleased when I check this thread and I don't see my CL ads.