Craigslists: "Dumbass of the week" Nominee

Just needs an obnoxious sub woofer, and it would be complete!

More like he discovered that powder coating is a thing and wanted to try out a few colors.

He just dropped his price to $2500.
still about $2200 too much.

absolutely hillarious!

Take off the 18 and it may be in the ballpark


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I like that it does not need a kickstand.


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No place to rest your legs when riding. Maybe modified Flintstone-drive? Not sure...


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Huge price drop. The crack buzz has apparently worn off. Plenty of budget now for foot pegs.



1970s trike (bellevue) hide this posting
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tri rod

condition: excellent
fuel: gas
transmission: automatic

1970s trike. $1100 firm.

That looks like some stuff out of a 70s Hanna Barbera cartoon.

It's one of these:



https://www.oldminibikes.com/forum/go-karts/95892-tri-rod.html

Looks like it might be fun for about 10 minutes....

Honda Enduro 360.

too bad they don't have the title though; then maybe they could tell what brand of bike it is....

How do they almost get the year right, but call it a Yamaha?

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Err Honda I mean

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Maybe they can't read.........

Damn. That DT is only 30 minutes down the road, unfortunately not the low fendered 73 or earlier, or I'd show yall what dumbass looks like. Love me some two smokin. I bet I got some hillbilly shit to trade layin around here that nearsighted sombitch would find irresistible.

Wish I'd found this while it was still in "Shriner" condition, before this clown made it his "own." Also, I know Richmond pretty well and I'd like to know where he put 4,500 miles on this thing without lights, a license plate bracket and plate and an inspection sticker.

https://richmond.craigslist.org/mcy/6197058672.html

1980 Yamaha XS850 Special - $2500 (Richmond)








1980 Yamaha XS 850

condition: good
fuel: gas
paint color: custom
title status: clean
transmission: manual

Selling my XS850. I originally purchased this bike 4years ago from a guy in the Shriners club that used it exclusively to ride in Holiday parades. Even from the '80's it only had 500 miles on it when I bought it. You'll notice that it no longer looks original and I've made it "my own". Which includes negating an odometer. I can only guess that it has up to 5000 miles on it now. Anyway, now's your chance to make it your own. $2500 OBO.

Firestone Tires Front and Back
Renthal Bars
Changed the oil last week
Changed the front brakes a month ago
Could use a carb cleaning.

I looked but I can't find it. Is there some kind of book? I mean something like: "the hipsters guide to ruining perfectly good bikes" or "how to screw up the lines of a perfectly good bike for the tasteless dummy" or "how to make your bike worth even less" ??????

Not sure if this belongs here. Funny ad. Maybe a good project. For the price?

https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/mcy/6197229009.html

1994 Kawasaki Ninja 500 - $350 (los gatos) hide this posting
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1994 Kawasaki EX500

fuel: gas
title status: clean
transmission: manual

1994 Ninja 500cc, 9000 miles, great engine no issues, most of the plastics, maybe three hours to driveable, great papa und der kinder project,
electrical fine, lights fine, NOT SALVAGE, excellent after market muffys no dings (not in picture) HURREE! HUREE! STEP RIGHT UP LADIES! GENTELMEN! AND INBETWEENERS! DON'T GET CAUGHT UP IN THE SWARMING HERD (please take a number at the door) High Ballers WELCOME!, Engine runs great and transmission is perfect , headlight and windscreen wiring there, never raced...ahhhh maybe once when I blew off a Hog), the bike is an anvil!! OK! now the moment you've all been
awaitin' for...........GOIN' ONCE! GOIN' TWICE... 350.00!!!! sorry no bitcoins, stamps, loose change, phone numbers from the men's John, promisery notes, illegal drugs (Wait!...let me think about that),

DON'T DAWDLE ... GIT ER' DUN! Call "Honest Ron" at show contact info (don't fret bout' the hounds under the porch or the kid with the banjo, their mainly safe (ifn' you want to feed the kid..throw it from a few feet afar).

Note: The buyer will be awarded almost new bag of ARCO boogers, sorry..burgers! (the bags a bit dog tore, but the buns look OK, they only got their snouts
in and none of them are sickly...ceptin' Josey who has a drippin' eye.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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