Craigslists: "Dumbass of the week" Nominee

Discussion in 'Old's Cool' started by PBOB, May 22, 2013.

  1. Andi_Archer

    Andi_Archer Been here awhile

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    1975 Honda CB750 Bobber Custom Vintage Old Skool

    WTF did he have free use of a chainsaw on that bike......... is it even safe to ride !! :lol2

    CB750 Bodger more like :D
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  2. DC950

    DC950 Microadventurer

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    an accident of birth for sure
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  3. McJamie

    McJamie STROMINATOR

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  4. Andi_Archer

    Andi_Archer Been here awhile

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    So hes advertising workshop services but doesn't include any pictures other than what appear to be anonymous images you could get from Google and a sketchy idea of what a workshop should provide....... hmmm..... :hmmmmm
  5. motorcyclefanatic

    motorcyclefanatic The name says it all

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    At least he's not asking $13,000 for it. Might be fun as a Florida bar hopper for $1200 if would stay together, and if the bars weren't too far apart.

    1976 Honda CB750 Hardtail Chopper sell or trade - $2500 (East Orlando) hide this posting unhide
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    © craigslist - Map data © OpenStreetMap

    (google map)

    1975 honda cb750

    condition: fair
    engine displacement (CC): 750
    fuel: gas
    paint color: brown
    title status: clean
    transmission: manual

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    1976 hardtail chopper Honda 750 kick start only but starts first or second kick. Clean Florida title in my name. Not desperate not taking offers thank you. Possible trade for Harley or vintage Jap bikes. Your vehicle must have clean title in your name. $2500 not $2400 and no I don't want your playbox video game. Can deliver in Florida for fee and everything paid up front I can take credit cards in person you must have drivers license. Text me at show contact info
    . No calls please I don't hear well on the phone. I will return your text within 5 minutes to 24 hours. Also I have a brand new set of forward controls that will go with it if I don't get them installed before it sells
    • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
  6. wheresbaoskee

    wheresbaoskee Adventurer

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    But hey, he takes credit cards!
  7. braindead0

    braindead0 Head Fisherman

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    Anyone that hands that bozo his/her CC is an idiot...
  8. ChopperCharles

    ChopperCharles Been here awhile

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    "I don't hear well on the phone"... mayhap the open headers are to blame there?

    Charles.
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  9. ZappBranigan

    ZappBranigan Still Riding

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    Where does he store it, under a waterfall?
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  10. Andi_Archer

    Andi_Archer Been here awhile

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    Rust Free! :D
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  11. sparkingdogg

    sparkingdogg Prisoner In Disguise

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    Same old story. Started as a bobber project, ended as a pile of shit.



    1979 Yamaha XS750 - $300 (Bellevue) hide this posting

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    make / manufacturer: Yamaha
    model name / number: XS750

    Started as a bobber project, have the parts to stretch it 7". Motor is half way rebuilt, but i have the full gasket kit. Carb rebuild kit. I have a box of all the bike parts and bolts. Its a mess. I had spinal fusion and cant continue work. I will consider trades. My loss is your gain. I also have the title. Email or text, no calls, i will not answer them. 303 fivezero1 three09seven. 300 OBO. seems steep but ive already invested 1200.
  12. sparkingdogg

    sparkingdogg Prisoner In Disguise

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    Unrideable Weird Random Engineering Award

    Top Ten Most Uncomfortable Bikes Ever Built Award

    Where The Fuck Do My Feet Go Award

    Just Broke My Tail Bone On Speed Bump Award

    Loud Knee Burning Exhaust Pipe Award

    Deadly 10 Foot Long Chain Award



    Loosespokz custom cb450sc motorcycle - $6500 (Bennington, NE) hide this posting

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    2015 Honda cb450sc

    engine displacement (CC): 450
    fuel: gas
    transmission: manual

    Loosespokz custom Motorcycle built in 2015.
    Honda cb450sc nighthawk motor.
    Fat spoke wheels - 300 back tire
    Won numerous awards.

    Will consider offers/trades but not pressed to sell. Would like a Ducati and own several Harley's...
    Text/call: 402.490.six six one one
  13. flei

    flei cycletherapist

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    That chain. When i was a kid, one of my friends cut his finger off in his chain while we were riding our mini-bikes. I picked it up and we ran home; they took it to the hospital but it was too mangled to sew back on. I get queasy just looking at a chain like the one on this monstrosity! :puke2
  14. Mobiker

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  15. flei

    flei cycletherapist

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  16. CaseyJones

    CaseyJones Ridin' that train

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    I can sum it up:

    One ride, and then craigslist.

    What is WITH these people.
  17. CaseyJones

    CaseyJones Ridin' that train

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    In ordinary use, it would just be messy...but god have mercy if your shirt-tail comes out and gets in there.

    But...in ordinary Loosespokz use? Stored outdoors in the rain for a year, or more, and then taken out on a drunk-dare or to prove to someone you didn't waste your money. Rust on the chain; fail; that long length whipping up...opening an artery....
  18. kenny robert

    kenny robert Long timer

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  19. Mr. Canoehead

    Mr. Canoehead Taste Gunnels!

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    No calls, I will not answer them - here's my number.....:loco
  20. mojave

    mojave Been here awhile

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    funny guy

    I like that the makes are in alphabetical order.

    https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/d/1974-bmw-r90/6436391329.html

    1974 BMW R90 - $400 (LA) hide this posting
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    BMW R90

    fuel: gas
    transmission: manual

    , Win friends and influence your uncle with this beautiful BMW R90. It's a real collectors dream. Rare. These are really going up in value. This one is unfortunately missing a few minor things and will need a tune up. Low mileage. Great to turn into a CAFERACER or BOBBER. You would definately be better off with this than that AJS, BSA, Ducati, Excelsior, FN, Gillera, Hodaka, Honda, HArley, Indian, JAP, Kawasaki, Laverda, Munch Mammot, Moto Guzzi, Norton, Ossa, Penton, QA50, Royal Enfield, Suzuki, Triumph, Ural, Vincent, Vellocette, Yamaha, or that Zundapp that you will never get running.....