Craigslists: "Dumbass of the week" Nominee

Discussion in 'Old's Cool' started by PBOB, May 22, 2013.

  1. wpbarlow

    wpbarlow Long timer

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    But it's just missing a "few minor things". :lol3
  2. McJamie

    McJamie STROMINATOR

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    OK Mr Simmons why do I have to see your bikes in "Dumbass of the week"? Shouldn't they be in Olds Skool?
  5. Andyvh1959

    Andyvh1959 Cheesehead Klompen

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    Watched the video showing the bikes cruising in Daytona for Bike Week, those useless POS big wheel customs make a classic chopper look more appealing, actually reasonable. Nothing but a $50,000+ piece of ass-jewelry. Makes me feel better all the time about actually riding a normal motorcycle. Keep telling myself, chucking, "to each his own."
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    flei cycletherapist

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    tag3 Doofus

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  12. mike in idaho

    mike in idaho Been here awhile

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    Good grief, they weren't content to make one or two of those abortions, they have done the deed dozens of times. Where to you find so many stupid people to form that customer base?
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  13. MotoChuck250

    MotoChuck250 Not older than dirt

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    Yeah, that looks like a bike that would be fun to ride. :loco
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    I had know idea there was this much flat black rattle can paint left on earth, but he certainty used his quota ;-) Screenshot (16).png used his allotment..
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    ONandOFF more off than on

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  16. mojave

    mojave Been here awhile

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    This ad has been running for a couple months now. Unless something is being hidden the bike is worth the asking price, and I would have thought it would sell pretty quick. Aside from the kind of schizophrenic verbiage the seller comes across as kind of a prick. I probably would be interested in nipping over and giving the bike a look but after reading the ad it's always "naw, don't want to deal with an AH.

    https://losangeles.craigslist.org/ant/mcy/d/2015-husqvarna-fe501s/6450271529.html

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    2015 Husqvarna FE501S

    fuel: gas
    transmission: manual

    2015 husky FE501S. Still under warranty, 1200 miles. Basically new. Mildly ridden by a mellow rider. Baddest dual sport known to man!

    This bike will blow your mind. King of the dual sports.

    Seat concepts seat with blue stitching. Just put a blue RK x ring chain on as well as a blue supersprox husky rear sprocket. Brand new blue sliders all around with the new chain. Currently 14/48 gearing. Black swing arm guards,Husky clutch guard, pro taper bars, husky risers, dead ends bar vibration dampeners (these are unreal, they have cut almost all vibrations from the bars), g2 throttle tamer with 400 cam. Takes the hit out of it. Upgraded mirrors, radiator cap thermostat from tusk racing, blue ice coolant, oil change every single ride with blue ray synthetic and ktm filter. I have two twin air air filters for it. Fresh filter every ride. I have meticulously maintained this bike since new. Valves checked every other ride. Always in spec. Brand new battery. I'm sure I'm forgetting some other upgrades.

    I don't want to sell this bike and I am in no hurry. Low ballers and trade offers will get attitude and quite possibly back handed insults. Absolutely NO LOW BALLERS OR TRADES do not waste my time. You won't find a used FE501S just about anywhere. For good reason. This bike is amazing. Here's your chance to save 3 grand on a basically new bike.

    $$$$ 10,000.00 don't waste my time and I won't waste yours. Not in a hurry to sell in any way shape or form. Absolutely no test rides without cash in my hand and an M1 endorsement on your license. This bike is street legal and disgustingly fast. You wreck it, you bought it.

    Text preferred call is fine if a serious buyer
    Seven six zero seven nine three eight eight zero eight.

    No scammers or bs.
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  18. kenny robert

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    the man is a genius his super brat chillun never ever called him for a ride and they gladly took the bus to/from school....
    now that the spawn is gawn , sell
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  19. kenny robert

    kenny robert Long timer

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    i bet money this cull is a liar ,full on, 100%, compulsive liar...
    in a twisted way we admire the pos for being able to survive with zero self respect
  20. Reverend12

    Reverend12 Well there it is..

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    it's parked in the right place.....