Deep Thoughts, by...

Discussion in 'The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan' started by Davebert, Oct 31, 2013.

  1. Davebert

    Davebert Too damn serious!

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    :deal Anybody have any "deep thoughts" you can post them here.
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  2. Vico1

    Vico1 The Maestro

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    What did the fish say when in swam into a brick wall.






    DAMN !
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  3. sanjoh

    sanjoh Purveyor of Light

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  4. Dr.Z

    Dr.Z 6Sigma Knuckle Shflr

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    I don't know about deep thoughts but... I've been in deep shit a few times when I was younger.
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  5. baloneyskin daddy

    baloneyskin daddy bikaholic

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    I think my wifes cheatin on me and I want to confront her about it but I'm afraid she'll make me stop seein my girlfriend.:lol3
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  6. Dr.Z

    Dr.Z 6Sigma Knuckle Shflr

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    Have a threesome to clear it all up. :deal
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  7. Davebert

    Davebert Too damn serious!

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    I like the hard work and intricate design that goes into a spider's web.

    What I like even more is when I see someone walk right into it with their face,
    and slap the crap out of themselves trying to make sure the spider isn't on them. :evil
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  8. Vico1

    Vico1 The Maestro

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    Wonder what its like to go down a narrow woods trail in Aug or Sep and come out with 5 or 6 spiders crawling on your face and helmet? :eek1
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  9. Dr.Z

    Dr.Z 6Sigma Knuckle Shflr

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    Glad you fookers are the ride leaders! :lol3
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  10. Buzztail

    Buzztail Nomad

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    Afraid of spiders more than Gecko's?

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  11. Ogre_fl

    Ogre_fl Long timer

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    Try being almost 1 foot taller than average and then tell me about how many damn spiders you pick up.
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  12. Dr.Z

    Dr.Z 6Sigma Knuckle Shflr

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    Yep! hey... that was sawr'd after a deep thought
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  13. ineptizoid

    ineptizoid I'm scared hold me

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    I had a Deep Thought one time

    But it died of loneliness

    How about Dipwad Thoughts?

    I got lotsa those
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  14. DandM

    DandM Long timer

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    How come Witches don't wear any underwear?
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  15. PFSGATORS

    PFSGATORS Adventurer

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  16. Philip Kuntz

    Philip Kuntz Fleasy Rider

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    I wonder what Jack Handy would think of this?:stoned
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  17. Zrexrob

    Zrexrob Fla Mountains...yep!

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  18. FL Pepper

    FL Pepper OMGWTFFTW

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    'Nuff said :clap
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  19. ElusivePedro

    ElusivePedro Layin' Low

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  20. Davebert

    Davebert Too damn serious!

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    That is what inspired me to start this thread. Jack Handey. I am sure he would approve. :deal Now let us see if we can be creative and come up with some good, original ones. :evil
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